From Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
Doctor, I read a statement you made that, uh, you felt that the average length of a man's penis should be nineteen inches. Doesn't that seem a little long?
Long? My friend, I'm making discoveries you wouldn't dream of.
Yes I know, but nineteen inches. I mean that's-...
[Victor makes hand gestures
Does it sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters of Johnsons Clinic, mad. Because I had visions of explorations in sexual areas undreamed of by lesser human beings. It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat. I was the first one to explain the connection between excessive masturbation and entering politics...