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Rex (Character)
from Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

Rex: Bow to your sen-sei.
[Kip bows slightly]
Rex: [shouts] Bow to your sen-sei!

Starla: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial] I don't feel comfortable reading this.
Uncle Rico: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me?
[Rex drives up outside the home]
Uncle Rico: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink] You could be... somewhere around... here
[positions the pots in front of her breasts]
Rex: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy!
[from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]