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: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back - AT ALL TIMES. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip
: [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants
] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Rex
: [Points to a picture of a hulking, body builder woman on the wall
] Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
: Bow to your sen-sei.
[Kip bows slightly
] Bow to your sen-sei!
: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial
] I don't feel comfortable reading this. Uncle Rico
: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me?
[Rex drives up outside the home
] Uncle Rico
: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink
] You could be... somewhere around... here
[positions the pots in front of her breasts
: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand
] Come here, boy!
[from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain