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: The Super Hero Squad swiping my time machine? Thor
: Swiping? Nay, borrowing. Ms. Marvel
: Commandeering. We left a quarter on the dresser. Dr. Doom
: You jerks!
: Holy high-school reunion, isn't this the best feeling when you see someone you used to go out with, and then you see how awful they look now. Not that I'm thinking of anyone in particular. My, Grandma, what big crow's feet you have. Old Ms. Marvel
: Your patootie is mine, scuzzbucket.
: After careful consideration, I have decided to destroy you. Any last words? Old Ms. Marvel
: Music is too loud. Old Thor
: Cartoons were better back in my day. Dr. Doom
: Ha! Now that's comedy.
: We've got to find a way to change these cutie pies back into Squaddie pies.
: Why are you standing around? Start sweeping!
[hands him a broom
] Ms. Marvel
: Doesn't that fancy titanium suit of yours come with any cleaning attachments? Iron Man
: Eh... they're in the shop?
: Fury's activated his emergency beacon. We've got to save him. Iron Man
: No problem. I can modify my Scorpio seeker X-1 to be my Fury Finder X-1.5, now with lemon scent.
: Hey, eh, you think Nick Fury would sign my armor? Ms. Marvel
[Galactus hits Fin Fang Foom in the crotch with Cosmic power
] Captain America
: Avert your eyes. There are some sights that man, and woman, are not meant to see. Ms. Marvel
: Too late.
: Once upon a previous episode, Galactus was destroying the Earth.
] His smallest Kirby Krackle of frustration just destroyed all of Villainville. Captain America
: Sister, you said a mouthful.
: Marvel's even got more cosmic power than I do, but the Surfer's a universe-beater. He's already used the Reality Stone to turn the Kree Empire in a cake and left it out in the rain. Hulk
: But it took so long to bake it. Oh no!
: Captain Marvel gave all his power to Ms. Marvel to save us. Is he... Ms. Marvel
: No. No. My sweetie became one with the living cosmos. Now I'm the Kree Protector of the Universe. Which is kind of weird because I'm from Orlando.
: Then we don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer. Ms. Marvel
: [appearing on viewscreen
] I found the Dark Surfer. Iron Man
: That didn't take much time. Ms. Marvel
: The Watcher gave me a tip.
: Mmm. The water's so warm. Abomination
: That's because I'm scared. So I peed.
Cynthia 'Coco' Von Doom
: You might be a hero, dear, but you got some truly evil and nasty skin problems. Ms. Marvel
] I know, it's the mask. I wear it all the time.
: Nagging force too strong... still too chilled... ugh.
] Cynthia Von Doom
: I love to kick it when I just washed my hair.
: Come on, we can do butter. Better! Molecule Man really has this butter thing down pat. Ms. Marvel
: Come on, we can do butter. Better! Molecule Man really has this butter thing down pat.
: So, did we miss anything? Ms. Marvel
: Doom got away. Captain America
: Yes. And his self esteem is through the roof. Oh, what have I done?
: The anti-matter coil isn't reacting to the ion exchangers to polarization. Ms. Marvel
: How much longer? Mr. Fantastic
: I'm guessing it'll be ready toward the end of the episode.
: Hey, is it me, or did somebody superheat ions to excite a vibranium dish, thereby forming an interdimensional portal? Ms. Marvel
: Bingo! Hulk
: Eh, what that mean? Iron Man
: It mean: friends fixed what Dark Shiny did to us. Hulk
: No, what Bingo mean?
Mayor of Super Hero Town
: [giving the grand tour of Super Hero Town
] Over there the Baxters are building... a building. Over yonder, we're putting a school for gifted youngsters. Over there, a mansion for meetings. Ms. Marvel
: Assembling. Mayor of Super Hero Town
: And that concludes the tour.
: When we find the Dark Surfer, we'll pay him back. In the currency of smack down!
: You are not cleared to move the Hellicarrier! Falcon
: Hold on, Ms. M. The Squad doesn't work for you. You're not my boss. Just my landlady. Ms. Marvel
] Oh, really? Well!
: You know why I'm doing this? Ms. Marvel
: Because you were afraid I might break out on my own, now that I have Captain Marvel's cosmic powers? Dark Surfer
: You do know! And now I'm going to absorb that power. Ms. Marvel
: You'll regret it. Dark Surfer
: Right. That's what the Kree, the Skrulls, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Elders of the Universe and the Trans-Dimensional Space Pipefitters Union said. And you don't see them anymore. Do you?
[Ms. Marvel unleashes her cosmic power at Surfer, he absorbs her power
] Dark Surfer
: Well, no regrets so far.
: So, this is what winning feels like? Iron Man
: Shawarma time!
: Now let me get this straight.
[hums the Super Hero Squad Show theme as he fiddles with a picture
] Ms. Marvel
: This is no time for hanging pictures, Iron Man. Silver Surfer
: Like I said in the first act, the Earth will perish. We must evacuate.
: Sweetie! Captain Marvel
: Nice to see you too, Bunnyfeet.
: Meet your new space navigator. Iron Man
: H.E.R.B.I.E., the Fantastic Four's cute yet comedic robot? H.E.R.B.I.E.
: No, H.E.R.B.I.E., the singing cowboy. Want to see a rope trick?
: [to Impossible Man
] No conquering the universe, no changing our Helicarrier, no breaking the fourth wall for no good reason.