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Quotes for
Bertram Grover Weeks (Character)
from The Sandlot (1993)

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The Sandlot (1993)
[the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face]
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

Sandlot Kids: [after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] Squints! Come on Squints!
Ham Porter: Come on Squints. Squints!
Timmy: Come on, Squints, come on!
Scotty Smalls: [shouts] Come on, Squints. You can do it! Pull through, bud!
Benny Rodriguez: Come on, man, come on!
Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
Tommy: Squints! Come on man!
Bertram: My God, he looks like a dead fish.
Sandlot Kids: [Squints opens his eyes and smiles] *What*?
Wendy Peffercorn: [Squints kisses Wendy]
[muffled scream]
Wendy Peffercorn: *Ugh!* *Little pervert!*
Timmy: Aww, man, he's in deep *shit!*

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?
All: YES!
Benny Rodriguez: Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something. That ball you just aced to The Beast is worth, well, more than your whole life.
Smalls: [Falls to the ground and clutches his stomach, groaning] I don't feel so good.
All: [Fanning Scott with their caps] Give him air, give him air.

Ham Porter: [mimicking Babe Ruth with a cigar in his mouth; can't understand him] Check this out. I'm the Great Bambino.
Sandlot Kids: What?
Ham Porter: [still can't understand him] I'm the Great Bambino!
Sandlot Kids: What?
Ham Porter: [takes cigar out of mouth] I'm the Great Bambino.
Sandlot Kids: Oh!
Smalls: Who's that?
Smalls: [narrating] I had no idea what they were talking about.
Ham Porter: What did he say?
Bertram: What? Were you born in a barn, man?
Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, what planet are you from?
Smalls: [narrating] But there was no *way* I could let them know.
Squints: You've never heard of the sultan of swat?
Kenny: The titan of terror.
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
Benny Rodriguez: The king of crash, man.
Smalls: [narrating] So, I lied.
Smalls: Oh! The Great Bambino. Of course. I thought you said the great Bambi.
Ham Porter: That wimpy deer?

Squints: the kid is a L7 weenie.
Yeah Yeah: yeah yeah, Oscar Myer even, footlong, dodger dog, a weenie!
All: ohhh haha
Benny Rodriguez: what are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? you run like a duck!
Yeah Yeah: kay kay, but I'm... I'm...
Benny Rodriguez: Part of the game right?
Yeah Yeah: mmm... Yeah?
Benny Rodriguez: Now how come he don't get to be?
Bertram: hes a geek man
All: he can't catch.
Benny Rodriguez: [looks back at smalls] Man base up you blockheads.