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] You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother! Kat
] Yes I am!
: I hope they take plastic Kat
: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
: Belle, you want anything?... Pancakes and maple syrup? Belinda
: Want? Lynne
: Sort your hair out you dozy cow.
: [to Kat
] You don't tell me what to do! YOU AIN'T MY MOTHER!
: [screaming after her
] YES I AM!
: I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne.
: [eats an olive
] There are a bit sour for grapes, ain't they? Barry
: Well, that's because they're olives! Kat
: Well, then, give them back to her!
: You must be Mr. Big. Andy
: And who are you? Mrs. Big Mouth? Kat
: Got it in one.
: It's my third date tonight and I am going to be doing coq au vin. Kat
: [laughingly jokes
] I thought that was sex in a lorry.
: You ain't pregnant are you? Zoe
: Do you mind. I'm not Sonia Jackson. I'm not a complete retard.
: You really hate me, don't you? Kat
: 'ate you? No. I just think you're a fat old perv. Harry
: You loved me once. Kat
: I loved Father Christmas and all but he didn't touch me up. Harry
: It wasn't just me. You were always going around in that little miniskirt. Kat
: That was my school uniform. Harry
: And the make-up. Kat
: I used to walk around in mum's high heels when I was three. Up for it then, was I? You see you can't 'urt me any more, Harry. You can't make me believe it was my fault.
: You got me pregnant. Harry
] What? Kat
: Didn't know that, did you? The most beautiful little girl in the world she is. She's seventeen now. Harry
: What's happened to her? Kat
: Mum and dad brought her up as their own. Yeah. Zoe. And I told her what you did. She 'ates you. Harry
: You bitch! Kat
] What? You mean I ain't your special little girl any more.