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: Did you guys even try to work this out? Have you consider therapy? Edward Montgomery
: I *told* her to go.
: Hey, now that you're single, you and I can go out trolling for some "skinunuy". Edward Montgomery
: She sold my boat.
: [defying Kitty
] Oh by the way, I'm not wearing underwear. I don't know why I ever did...
] Edward Montgomery
: [about his gaudy jacket
] Son you know your mother, she'll eventually get use to it. Greg Montgomery
: I guess... Edward Montgomery
: And then I'll take it off.
: Finkelstein? Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery
: Mm-hmm. Kitty Montgomery
: Edward, what's the name of our Jewish friends? Edward Montgomery
: The Gottliebs, dear. Kitty Montgomery
: Right, the Gottliebs. Do you know them? Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery
: Uh, no. Actually, I wasn't raised Jewish. My dad started his own church though, but no one really came. Well, except the IRS.
: You should know that your mother is very proud of you. Greg Montgomery
: My mother? Edward Montgomery
: His mother?
: Hey, you know what, Kitty? Greg and I worked really hard, but I think you guys deserve this. Kitty Montgomery
: What is this? Greg
: It's a duck. Edward Montgomery
: That's not a duck; it's a goose. Dharma
: Yes. But Captain, my Captain, 'goose' does not rhyme.
: I keep feeling like there's something I should be doing. Edward Montgomery
: Gregory, relax. You're supposed to feel useless on your wedding day. It prepares you for the rest of your married life. Greg Montgomery
] Oh, thanks, dad. That's nice. I hope that's part of your toast.
: Dharma, your coffee gets cold Edward Montgomery
: What are you afraid of, son? Dharma
: Honey, guess what. I joined a band Greg
: See these shoes? Eighteen dollars. Edward Montgomery
: For both of them?
: Come along, Edward. There's someone I want you to meet. Edward Montgomery
: I hope his name is Johnnie Walker. Kitty Montgomery
: It's the archbishop. Edward Montgomery
: I hope his name is Archbishop Johnnie Walker.
] Edward Montgomery
: Son, do you want to play catch?
: [talking to Dharma
] Hey, I put the F-U in fun little lady.
: [parting words for a business client
] Remember what I taught you, "success comes in cans, not can'ts".
: Gregory I appreciate you taking a moment to settle this little thing. Greg
: No problem dad. That's why the FBI built the crime lab, to get to the bottom of these critical Gin Rummi disputes.