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: It's just not the same without him, is it? Chi-Chi
: Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku! Bulma
: Huh? Chi-Chi
: Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out. Bulma
: Hmm... Yamcha
: Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh? Chi-Chi
: We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.
: You mean he deserted his family to go look at some eggs? What kind of lame excuse is that? Goten
: Yeah, but they're going to hatch soon. He wanted to make sure that they're okay. Gohan
: I looked all over, Mom. He's not anywhere around here. Hey, do you want me to go check on the other side of the mountain? Chi-Chi
: No way! Come on, we're leaving without him. Can't he stop saving things just for one day so that we can be together as a family? Is that too much to ask? Why can't someone else be the egg man today? This is absurd!
: Where's your mother? Chi-Chi
: I'll tell you where I am! On Lonely Street! When you were dead, you had an excuse, but now it's just shameless neglect!
: Where's Goku? Chi-Chi
: He's having a baby! Android 18
: WHAT? Gohan
: It's a long story...
: [confronting a duplicate of herself
] Who the hell are YOU?
[Goku creates a chi wave which opens every locker in the school
] Chi Chi
: Did you do that?
[to Goku after he just fired chi blasts
] Chi Chi
: You're different. I like different.
: Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm an idiot.
: All right, guys, where is Gohan? Answer me!
[Marron insults Chi-Chi
] Why, you... That's it! I hope you like black and blue, because you're gonna be wearing it for a while!
[does the Kaio-Ken
: Huh? Who are you? Maron
: A friend. I was invited here... but I don't think you were!
: [bursts into Goku's home
] Goku, is it true you got a hundred million zeni? With that much money, we can buy a ton of porn! Let's go get some! Chichi
: You think I would allow something so perverse?
[throws Master Roshi out
[Goten drives Goku's tractor off a cliff
] Son Gokû
: [catches the tractor
] Goten, do it right or I won't be able to concentrate on my training! Son Goten
: Your training? Son Gokû
: Yeah! Majin Buu was strong, remember? And I couldn't defeat him by myself, so I want to be prepared in case something happens again. To tell you the truth, I'd rather be on King Kai's world training, but Chi-Chi... Chichi
: Goku, you promised me you would work for six months. So WORK! Son Goten
: I think Mom is the strongest person in the universe...
: Bulma, how old are you now? Bulma
: So rude, do you think I'll tell you? Android 18
: The winner of the bingo contest gets a castle and plane, right? Bulma
: Yeah, or if it's a bother you can get the cash value... Chichi
: As expected from one of the world's wealthiest! Would Goku come for the bingo contest at least? Kame-sen'nin
: Bulma, do you have any porn as a prize? Bulma
[Gohan dressed up as the Great Saiyaman and got his wife shot accidentally
: Gohan, you're banned from drinking alcohol!
: [after knocking out several fighters
] That's Krillin with two L's and I do accept personal checks.
[kicks another fighter off the stage
] Chi Chi
: Go Gohan! Beat 'em all! You can do it! Krillin
: Wha? Gohan's fighting? But he's a Super Saiyan! That's not fair! Huh? Piccolo
[four fighters fly off the stage
: Piccolo too? Where's Trunks? Make it a full set.
[10 fighters fall behind him, Krillin looks down and smirks
: Me and my big mouth, this is now officially unfair.
: Gohan, I love you sweetie! Gohan
] Mom, not so loud! Bulma
: You own this, Trunks! Get 'em, and then we can go on vacation! Trunks
: [to himself, embarrassed
] Tactful as always, Mother. Oolong
: Krillin, don't get yourself killed! Krillin
: [to himself, annoyed
] Oh, I'll survive. Then, it's bacon time.
: Goodbye, everyone! Chi-Chi
: Goku, you're crazy! You don't even know where he's taking you!
: He was always friendly and cheerful! Chi-Chi
: Huh? Yamcha
: Huh? Oolong
: Huh? Puar
: Huh? Krillin
: Huh? Adult Goku
: What's up? Piccolo
: Goku! Narrator
: A true gentleman, and loving father! Adult Goku
: Come here buddy! Young Goten
: I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something USEFUL for a change! Piccolo
: Say WHAT? Chi-Chi
: Awww, Chi-Chi, do we have to? Chi-Chi
: Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get a driver's license. It's not like I'm asking you to save the world. Goku
: Uhhh... Chi-Chi
: And if you don't, you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?
: Hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath? Well, that's not gonna happen, mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had? I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest of the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car! Goku
: Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet... Chi-Chi
: Well, it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car! Goku
: [to Piccolo
] You can't drive, can you? Piccolo
: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!
: I've never been on a cruise ship before! You can tell they're the wealthiest family in the world! Goku has some great friends!
: [in a bingo tournament
] Goku, why did you have to go training at a time like this?
: Goku, wedding is not a food!
: If this broomstick scared my kids, it'll do wonders on the bad guys!
] Eat up, son. You're a growing boy. You don't eat enough in your age. Gohan
: I don't know, Dad. If i ate any more, I think I'd pop. Chi-Chi
: If you ever stop training, your muscles are going to turn into flab from all that food you eat!
: Do I make myself clear? Chi-Chi
: But dad, you don't drink beer!
: Krillin, your wife is fighting, why are you down here? Kuririn
: I gave up fighting a long time ago... Chichi
: Is this the time and place to say such things? Kuririn
: I have to think about Marron, too! Yamcha
: Krillin, I'll protect Marron with my life! So go fight as much as you wish!
: You mean your dad's gone? Just like that? Gohan
: Yeah, he has his way of coming and going. Chi-Chi
: Uhhh... how could he...? Bulma
: I'm sorry, but Goku's going to have to grow up someday and realize that there's more to life than fighting. Piccolo
: He seemed happy to me, more so than in a long time.
[Master Roshi is checking out ladies in swimsuits on the beach
: Master Roshi, stop! You're setting a bad example to the kids! Kame Sen'nin
: I was just bird watching!
: Yeah, I'm in the Western City right now! So come on, let's meet! I'm in the neighborhood, so... Chi-Chi
: I was wondering why he wanted to follow me to the city. Now I know why. Goten
: Curfew? At five? No problem. I'll drop you off on time, alright? Come on, let's go out, Valese! Chi-Chi
: This is embarrassing me! Goten
: Come on, pleeease? Let's go! Huh? Where? Hercule City? Sure, okay, okay, I'd go anywhere to see you, Valese. Alright, I'll be back. Bulma
: Good luck. Chi-Chi
: Goten! Be careful around city women! Goten
: M... Mother...! Good afternoon, Vegeta. See you. Vegeta
: Hey, wait. How is it, Goten? Goten
: How's what? Sorry Vegeta, I gotta run. Bye! Vegeta
: Hmpf. Bulma
: Hey Vegeta, you look better without your mustache. Vegeta
: Really? Chi-Chi
: Huh? Vegeta
: Why don't you say so if you're here? Bulma
: Why're you blushing, Vegeta? Chi-Chi
: So, Vegeta shaved himself? Bulma
: So it seems... Bulla
: Papa! Vegeta
: Hm? Bulla
: You look stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Bulma
: It seems it was a great shock to him! Chi-Chi
: To be honest, I didn't think it looked good, either. Bulma
: Me too! Vegeta
: [as Gohan sneaks past her
] Where are you going? Gohan
: Um... I gotta pee? Chi-Chi
: Go inside like a civilized boy!
] Well, what's more important, camping or homework? Goku
: Chi-Chi, I'm not an idiot. Every parent knows the answer to that. Camping, of course.
: Oh no! What in the world was I thinking? We don't have a minute to waste! We've got to hurry! Before it's too late!
[goes and gets Gohan's schoolbooks
: Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up! Bulma
: What? Middle... Chi-Chi
: Aged ladies? Bulma
: Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is! Chi-Chi
: Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is! Bulma
: You have some nerve! Chi-Chi
: You're older than me and you know it! Bulma
: But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that! Chi-Chi
: You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr... Bulma