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: I guess I better turn in too, I got a big day of watching football tomorrow. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: And mowing the lawn. Frank Lambert
: I'll mow the lawn. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: And washing the cars. Frank Lambert
: I'll wash the cars. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: And doing your Algebra homework. Frank Lambert
: Excuse me? John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: Well you're me, remember? You've got a take-home test in Algebra and you better do well, because I hear you're flunking.
: How am I supposed to get to the library? Carol Foster Lambert
: What's the matter, are your legs broken? Walk. Dana Foster
: Walk? It's almost a mile! Frank Lambert
: Wow, a mile, better hitch up the camels.
John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: Son, you know when you cheat, you're only cheating yourself. Frank Lambert
: Come on, J.T., give me a break, I've been out of school for 20 years, I can't do this stuff. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: Well then we'll just have to get you a tutor. Frank Lambert
: And where are you going to find a tutor on Sunday? John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: [calls up the stairs
] MARK! Frank Lambert
: Oh no, you can't lock me in a room with Mr. Wizard and an Algebra book. John Thomas 'J.T.' Lambert
: Sure I can, I'm the dad, remember?
: I hate your son! Carol Foster Lambert
: [coming in disheveled
] I hate my daughter! Frank Lambert
: What happened to you? Carol Foster Lambert
: Dana made me walk to the mall, do you know how far that is? Frank Lambert
: No and I don't know what time TRAIN A gets there either!
: [to Carol
] If you're going to read, I'm going to read too, where's my Garfield book?
: Die, Mommy Die, Chapter One. She was a normal housewife, living in what she thought was a safe little town. Little did she know that a deadly evil was lurking by her front door. Carol Foster Lambert
: Uh Frank, would you mind going downstairs and making sure the front door is locked? Frank Lambert
: Oh come on, honey, we live in a safe little town. Carol Foster Lambert
: Yeah well that's where evil always lurks.
Carol Foster Lambert
: Frank, did I have another nightmare? Frank Lambert
: Duh! If you don't stop reading that book, I'm gonna go bald!
Carol Foster Lambert
: Frank, Frank wake up, Frank! Frank Lambert
: I'm sorry Mommy, it's not my magazine.