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: Fool... do you think America is the only civilization on this planet? Cryptosporidium
: Well, all the Americans seem to think so. At least, the ones I scanned.
: Credit is where credit's due, you defeated my beautiful Robo-Prez and I bet right now you're fantasizing about "destroying all the humans". Typical. Sure, you handled the boys: Armquist, Huffman... Ooh, that was a challenge.
: But everybody knows which sex dominates *this* planet, and there's plenty of time to get your asses handed to you. That is, if you're not afraid to fight a girl. Cryptosporidium
: No, no, I'm not hung up on the whole pudenda thing. Silhouette
: So come on, Crypto. Let's dance. I'll even let you lead. I'm at the Octagon; don't keep me waiting.
[Silhouette is revealed to be a female
: You're a *chick*? Silhouette
: I'm a patriot. If you had to put up with politicians playing grab-ass all day long, you'd wear a mask, too. Cryptosporidium
: Me, I get my kicks the old-fashioned way: beatin' up bad monkeys. Silhouette
: Funny. That's what Crypto-136 said. Of course, he was "a real cut-up", too.
: So, waving the white flag, huh? All the monkeys got together, scratched their heads, accepted the inevitable? Silhouette
: That sense of humor, just like your... Cryptosporidium
: Like my what? Silhouette
: Er, file. Your dossier, Crypto; Said you were quite the joker. Cryptosporidium
: I think I never told you my name. Silhouette
: No, I suppose I have your brother to thank for that.
: You're probably watching... gloating. Cryptosporidium
: Pretty much. Orthopox
: It seems only fair.
: Silhouette, I presume. You don't look like a general. Silhouette
: You don't look like a little green man. Cryptosporidium
: *Thank* you.
] All this power, yet I still make 76 cents for every dollar a man makes.
: Robo-Prez! Dirty tricks mode!
] Hmm... what am I doing tonight? Oh yeah, the same thing I'm doing every night: TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
[Crypto has defeated Silhouette
] You BEAT me... I can't... believe... you actually... BEAT me! Cryptosporidium
: They never do. You know, you don't look so hot. Silhouette
: Majestic will... never give up... the struggle... to RESIST... YOU... ALIEN... FREAKS! Cryptosporidium
: Struggle's over, babe. Furons: one; humans: zipperooni.
: Armquist, you want to explain to me why our troops are abandoning Area 42? General Armquist
: They're not leaving, they're regrouping. Everything's under control. Silhouette
: Really? So the airfield hasn't been destroyed by one of our own nukes? General Armquist
: It's that Commie spy from Santa Modesta! He got in somehow and messed with one of our experiments. Don't worry, I'll catch him! Silhouette
: That's what you said in Santa Modesta. Frankly, General, I'm beginning to question your resolve. General Armquist
: Oh, I'm resolved all right. That explosion was meant to take me out! Silhouette
: You're saying this Communist spy has a personal vendetta against you? General Armquist
: Maybe you don't get the mindset we're up against! Silhouette
: No, no, General, I'm taking you very seriously. The President should hear this. Get back to Capitol City. General Armquist
: I don't take orders from you! Silhouette
: In this matter, I speak for the President. You know that. General Armquist
: [hanging his head; sighs