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: I think your making a big mistake giving back this jacket. Ethan Haas
: Why's that? Kat Warbler
: Because I love it and I'm your new best friend. Ethan Haas
: What's my last name? Kat Warbler
: [throws him back his ex's jacket
] No idea.
: [about Joanne's stuff
] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publically humilated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.
: I'm sorry. Ethan Haas
: [finally over her
] You know what I'm not.
[slams the door in her face
] Kat Warbler
] I don't think your getting back together. Ethan Haas
] I don't think so. Oh wait.
[opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat
] Ethan Haas
: This is for my lover.
[slams it again, throws it back to Kat
: [to Joanne
] Hi. Joanne
: [to Ethan
] Hey. Kat Warbler
: Hiya! Ethan Haas
: Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne. Kat Warbler
: I'm his lover. Ethan Haas
: She's not my lover! Kat Warbler
: Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday? Ethan Haas
] Ethan Haas
: but it wasn't...
] Ethan Haas
: why am I even talking... Kat Warbler
: Isn't it so cute when he gets fluster, I love that about my lover. Ethan Haas
: Not her lover! Not her lover!
: You wanna towel? Kat Warbler
: Or perhaps I could borrow something from this box of women's clothing that is not weird at all for you to have. Ethan Haas
: It's my ex-girlfriend's stuff. Kat Warbler
: Oh, the bitch who dumped you. Ethan Haas
: Ah, it's actually pronounced "Joanne."
: How long are your arms? Kat Warbler
: I know! I'm like a monkey!
: [Talking to Kat on the phone
] How amazing was last night? Kat Warbler
: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though. Ethan Haas
: You slept with him? Kat Warbler
: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!
: Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him. Lina Warbler
: Ugh, yes he does! Kat Warbler
: Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta! Lina Warbler
] Uh... that one did come as a shock.
: I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!
: In her wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween: Guess who I am! Kat Warbler
: Old-tyme lesbian?
: [after Richie admits he ran over Lina
] You ran over my sister? Ethan Haas
: Look, look... it was obviously an accident. Ok? Kat Warbler
: You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!
: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming. Kat Warbler
: The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks. Ethan Haas
: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?
: You're up early. Ethan Haas
: Just going for a run. Kat Warbler
: You know, you die either way.
: Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one I'd eat it.