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Kat Warbler (Character)
from "The Class" (2006)

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"The Class: The Class Learns About Hurricanes (#1.3)" (2006)
Kat Warbler: I think your making a big mistake giving back this jacket.
Ethan Haas: Why's that?
Kat Warbler: Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.
Ethan Haas: What's my last name?
Kat Warbler: [throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.

Kat Warbler: [about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publically humilated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.

Joanne: I'm sorry.
Ethan Haas: [finally over her] You know what I'm not.
[slams the door in her face]
Kat Warbler: [proudly] I don't think your getting back together.
Ethan Haas: [happy] I don't think so. Oh wait.
[opens the door and grabs the jacket for Kat]
Ethan Haas: This is for my lover.
[slams it again, throws it back to Kat]

Ethan Haas: [to Joanne] Hi.
Joanne: [to Ethan] Hey.
Kat Warbler: Hiya!
Ethan Haas: Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.
Kat Warbler: I'm his lover.
Ethan Haas: She's not my lover!
Kat Warbler: Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?
Ethan Haas: Briefly...
[to Joanne]
Ethan Haas: but it wasn't...
[to Kat]
Ethan Haas: why am I even talking...
Kat Warbler: Isn't it so cute when he gets fluster, I love that about my lover.
Ethan Haas: Not her lover! Not her lover!

Ethan Haas: You wanna towel?
Kat Warbler: Or perhaps I could borrow something from this box of women's clothing that is not weird at all for you to have.
Ethan Haas: It's my ex-girlfriend's stuff.
Kat Warbler: Oh, the bitch who dumped you.
Ethan Haas: Ah, it's actually pronounced "Joanne."

Ethan Haas: How long are your arms?
Kat Warbler: I know! I'm like a monkey!


"The Class: The Class Goes to a Bar (#1.7)" (2006)
Ethan Haas: [Talking to Kat on the phone] How amazing was last night?
Kat Warbler: For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.
Ethan Haas: You slept with him?
Kat Warbler: Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!

Kat Warbler: Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him.
Lina Warbler: Ugh, yes he does!
Kat Warbler: Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta!
Lina Warbler: [hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.


"The Class: The Class Goes Trick-Or-Treating (#1.6)" (2006)
Kat Warbler: I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!

Lina Warbler: In her wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween: Guess who I am!
Kat Warbler: Old-tyme lesbian?


"The Class: The Class Visits a Hospital (#1.2)" (2006)
Kat Warbler: [after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?
Ethan Haas: Look, look... it was obviously an accident. Ok?
Kat Warbler: You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!


"The Class: Pilot (#1.1)" (2006)
Ethan Haas: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.
Kat Warbler: The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.
Ethan Haas: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?


"The Class: The Class Eats Moroccan Chicken (#1.15)" (2007)
Kat Warbler: You're up early.
Ethan Haas: Just going for a run.
Kat Warbler: You know, you die either way.


"The Class: The Class Celebrates an Anniversary (#1.11)" (2006)
Kat Warbler: Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one I'd eat it.