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: [Bart starts dancing before the break
] Only I may dance.
: Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show. Conan O'Brien
: I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me. Jack
: Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care. Conan O'Brien
: That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break. Jack
: Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. Conan O'Brien
: What's the hard way? Jack
: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won. Conan O'Brien
: Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard. Jack
: Back at you, red.