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: Here we are. Denny's. Always open. Charlie
: I don't wanna eat here. Scott Calvin
: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.
: Neil doesn't believe in Santa Scott
: Well, Neil's head comes to a point.
Dr. Neil Miller
: Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Charlie
: That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child. Dr. Neil Miller
: You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid. Charlie
: Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.
: What's all this boo-hooin' going on here?
[to Neil, who suddenly backs away from him
: Hey, how are you doing? Scott
: Nothing, Bernard. I'm just saying good-bye to Charlie. Bernard
: What good-bye? Charlie, you've still got the glass ball I gave you, right? Charlie
: Yeah. Bernard
: Well, all you've got to do is shake it, whenever you want to see your dad. He can come back to visit you anytime, day or night. Charlie
: [his face lights up
] Really? Bernard
: Hey, have I ever steered you wrong?
: Neil's a really good cook. Scott Calvin
: Yeah, and you should see him walk on water. Charlie
: You don't like him very much, do you, Dad? Scott Calvin
: Charlie, I'm sorry, I was just kidding around around. Sure I like him. But there's just something about him that makes me want to -... Charlie
: Lash out irrationally? Scott Calvin
: Now, where did you hear that? Charlie
: From Neil. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me. Scott Calvin
: Yeah! And he charges you for it.
: Whoa, Dad! You're flying! Scott Calvin
: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
: These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they? Scott Calvin
: I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.
: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly? Charlie
: Yes. Neil
: Well, I haven't. Charlie
: Have you ever seen a million dollars? Neil
: No. Charlie
: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist.
: Dad? Scott Calvin
: What is it, Charlie? Charlie
: Maybe you better leave some milk and cookies out, just in case. Okay? Scott Calvin
: Great. I'll just go pre-heat the oven. Charlie
: And don't forget the fire extinguisher! Scott Calvin
: Good night, Charlie!
: You said you believe in Santa Claus, right, Dad? Scott Calvin
: I did? I do!
: I'll ship the list to your house. Scott Calvin
: What list? Bernard
: You know, the list.
: [singing loudly
] Checkin' it twice! Elves
: Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!
: Get the bag of toys. Scott Calvin
: And do what? Charlie
: Go down the chimney. Scott Calvin
: Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?
: [after Santa has fallen off of the roof
] Look, Dad, he disappeared. Scott Calvin
: [looks around
] He's naked somewhere.
: It's Santa! You killed him! Scott
: Did not! And he's not Santa! Charlie
: Well, he was...
: [about Neil
] I learn a lot from him. He listens to me. Scott Calvin
: Yeah, then he charges you for it.
: Woa, how did you do that? How did that feel Dad? Scott Calvin
: It felt like America's Most Wanted.
: [he bag lifts him up
] Hey, hey, HEY, wait, there is no chimminy here okay, no chimminy. Charlie
: Lookin good Dad. Scott Calvin
: [hovers over a thin pipe
] You have got to be kidding me.
: Whoa! This could be a really long night. Charlie
: Do it again Dad, please? Scott Calvin
: [picks up the bag
] I can't the things empty Scott Calvin
: [Comet the reindeer gets angry and growls
] There nothing in the bag. Even if there was, did you notice there is no chimney? Where there's no chimney, there's no fireplace. Scott Calvin
: [Comet growls
] Are you growling at me? Scott Calvin
: [Comet nods his head
] Look, comet, like I said there is nothing left...
: My dad is Santa Claus.
: Hey, Charlie, you know how to call 911? Charlie
: Sure, 9-1-1.
: Reindeer up on the roof... Santa suit laying on the ground... Guy fell... not my fault... Reindeer on the roof... THAT is hard to explain... Charlie
: It's the ladder.
[Scott turns and bumps into the ladder
] Scott Calvin
: [referring to ladder
] Where the hell this come from?
: [to his father, Scott
] I'm fine, Dad. Think about those kids! You're Santa! We were up in the North Pole! Scott Calvin
: Charile... I don't know. Charlie
: What do you mean you don't know? Dr. Neil Miller
: Charlie... listen... Charlie
: YOU listen! You think you know what he is... You *DON'T*! Laura
: Charlie... You're confused. Charlie
: I know exactly who he is. Dr. Neil Miller
] Charile... HE is NOT Santa! Charlie
: [whining; desperate
] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went up to the North Pole. I saw it! We met the Head Elf, Bernard. He knew everything!
[turns to Scott
: Right Dad? Scott Calvin
: [Scott looks unsure
: [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him
: Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.