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: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person. Scott
: Kind of like Neil.
: Where is he? Laura
: Well, he could be listening to records jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galloshes. Scott Calvin
: I don't care what Neil's doing. Where's Charlie?
: Here's Neil's mother's number. Scott Calvin
: 1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.
: [about what will happen for Christmas Eve dinner
] Are you going to your mom's for dinner. Laura
: Actually, we're going with Neil's family. Scott Calvin
: Ah, Christmas at the pound!
[mockingly imitates a howling wolf, a hissing cat, and a cat meowing
: [to his father, Scott
] I'm fine, Dad. Think about those kids! You're Santa! We were up in the North Pole! Scott Calvin
: Charile... I don't know. Charlie
: What do you mean you don't know? Dr. Neil Miller
: Charlie... listen... Charlie
: YOU listen! You think you know what he is... You *DON'T*! Laura
: Charlie... You're confused. Charlie
: I know exactly who he is. Dr. Neil Miller
] Charile... HE is NOT Santa! Charlie
: [whining; desperate
] HE IS TOO SANTA! We went up to the North Pole. I saw it! We met the Head Elf, Bernard. He knew everything!
[turns to Scott
: Right Dad? Scott Calvin
: [Scott looks unsure
: [tossing him the snow globe Bernard gave him