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Quotes for
Nicholas Andre (Character)
from Dumb & Dumber (1994)

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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Harry Dunne: Weirdo.
Lloyd Christmas: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.
Harry Dunne: Idiot.
Lloyd Christmas: Fried teeth-licker of salmon fried fish!
Harry Dunne: Moron.
Lloyd Christmas: Raider of the Lost Fart!
Harry Dunne: Rump roast.
Lloyd Christmas: Licker of dirty chicken butts.
Harry Dunne: Buttfish.
Lloyd Christmas: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.
Nicholas Andre: SHUT UP!

Lloyd Christmas: Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you.
Nicholas Andre: Open it up. Open it up!
Lloyd Christmas: [Motioning to Mary] Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry.
Nicholas Andre: What is this? What is this? Where's all the money?
Lloyd Christmas: That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.

Nicholas Andre: [Over the phone] Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen!
Joe Mentalino: Don't worry. They ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple.

Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, gunman. Who are you?
Nicholas Andre: Don't play dumb with me, asshole! I'm the rightful owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around!