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: Weirdo. Lloyd Christmas
: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs. Harry Dunne
: Idiot. Lloyd Christmas
: Fried teeth-licker of salmon fried fish! Harry Dunne
: Moron. Lloyd Christmas
: Raider of the Lost Fart! Harry Dunne
: Rump roast. Lloyd Christmas
: Licker of dirty chicken butts. Harry Dunne
: Buttfish. Lloyd Christmas
: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels. Nicholas Andre
: SHUT UP!
: Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the briefcase, my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully reimbursing you. Nicholas Andre
: Open it up. Open it up! Lloyd Christmas
: [Motioning to Mary
] Go ahead, open it up. Do what he says. Hurry. Nicholas Andre
: What is this? What is this? Where's all the money? Lloyd Christmas
: That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.
: [Over the phone
] Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left! Look, I can't have these guys running around Aspen! Joe Mentalino
: Don't worry. They ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple.
: Excuse me, gunman. Who are you? Nicholas Andre
: Don't play dumb with me, asshole! I'm the rightful owner of the briefcase you've been carrying around!