J. Wellington Wimpy
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J. Wellington Wimpy (Character)
from Popeye (1980)

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Popeye (1980)
Olive Oyl: You won a hundred and twenty samoleans?
Wimpy: You know how many hamburgers that is?

Popeye: Where ain't they?
Wimpy: They ain't on the commodore's boat.
Popeye: That's where they ain't? Well if that's where they ain't, I'll prove to you that that's where they ain't.

Popeye: What are you doing, there? No childs 'o mine will be exploiticated for ill-gotten gains.
[takes Swee'Pea]
Popeye: Yeah, that's true. You're gonna be president one day...
Olive Oyl: It is not ill-gotten, it's GOOD-gotten gains. These races will clothe us, and feed us, and save us.
Popeye: Wrong is wrong, even when it helps ya.
Wimpy: The horses are at the gates.
Olive Oyl: I think family is more important than dumb morality, hmm?

Wimpy: [singing] I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Geezil: What is that glop you're eating?
Wimpy: It's a soup burger. These are difficult times. Burgers can't be choosers.

Wimpy: Rough House? One genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I'm buying.
Rough House: Who's paying?
Wimpy: I'm buying. He's paying.

Wimpy: [Wimpy is serving as referee in a boxing match between Oxblood Oxheart and Castor Oyl] Gentlemen, you know the rules - there *are* no rules. This is a fight to the finish. The first man who's dead loses.

Popeye the Sailor Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves (1937)
Radio: Attention everybody! Alarm! Abu Hassan the bandit has escaped, last seen headed thataway!
Wimpy: Whichaway?
Radio: [a finger popping out] Thataway!
[steals Wimpy's hamburger]
Popeye: Whoa! Man the arms!
[starts a seaplane]

Wimpy: Popeye, Olive Oyl has collapsed completely!
Popeye: Whoa! Come on, keep your back up tight, Olive!
[makes Olive walk on fours like a camel]

[in the desert, Wimpy sees a table laden with... ]
Wimpy: FOOD!
[rushes forwards, but it disappears]
Wimpy: Oh, what a disappointment.
Popeye: Oh, Wimpy... would you care to join us, young fella? You know, that's just one of them invisible garages that you can't see on the desert, that's all.

[Wimpy is unknowingly robbed of sausages, twice]
Wimpy: What, another illusion? I can't understand it...

Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor (1936)
[a duck pops up on Sindbad's island]
Wimpy: Ooh, luncheon!
[follows the duck with a meat grinder]

[Wimpy chases a duck but it escapes him]
Wimpy: Fowled again... I must resort to my last hamburger.
[which is stolen by the duck]

"Popeye the Sailor: Hamburger Fishing (#1.99)" (1960)
Popeye: Drops that cow! You oughts to be kind to dumb aminals.
Wimpy: I would make very kind hamburgers, sir.

[last lines]
Wimpy: The kind sailor gave me this spinach to make spinach burgers. Moo!

"Popeye the Sailor: Little Olive Riding Hood (#1.71)" (1960)
Wimpy: Sir, have you seen any hamburgers go by?

What -- No Spinach? (1936)
Wimpy: [singing] There's nothing in the world that can compare / With a hamburger, juicy and rare. / A hamburger lives for the pleasure it gives; / It's a thrill on the bill of fare. / Such heavenly food deserves the best: / A home and contentment beneath my vest. / There's nothing in the world that's so divine / As a hamburger, tender and fine - / I adore you, hamburger mine!

"Popeye the Sailor: Popeye and the Giant (#1.83)" (1960)
[first lines]
Wimpy: I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

I Yam What I Yam (1933)
Wimpy: Come on in for a duck dinner. You bring the ducks.