From "The Simpsons: Black Widower (#3.21)"
[Sideshow bob is watching TV with Selma
Thank you, Sen?or MacGyver, for saving our village.
Don't thank me, thank the Moon's gravitational pull.
That MacGyver's a genius.
First of all, he's not a genius, he's an actor, and second, he's not *much* of an actor.
You're lying! You're lying!
No Selma, this is lying: that was a well-plotted piece of nonclaptrap that never made me want to retch.