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: We're going out to dinner. Greg Warner
: Where're you going? Christine Hughes
: P.F. Chang's. Jimmy Hughes
: [at the same time
] Hooters. Christine Hughes
: P.F. Chang Hooter's. It's one of those new hybrid restaurants. Jimmy Hughes
: Yeah, there's no MSG in the food and there's no... silicon in the waitresses. Greg Warner
: I know one person who couldn't work there.
: [Greg is having to wear a security guard uniform
] Watch out, here come Barney Fife! Greg Warner
: Very funny, Aunt By-otch.
: Where's Kim? Christine Hughes
: She's out with Jimmy. Greg Warner
: Out with JImmy? Where'd they go? Christine Hughes
: To that bar we went to last night. JImmy's showing her how to have a good time. Greg Warner
: Wow, Kim's with Jimmy, you're here with me; it's almost like we;ve switched wives. Christine Hughes
: Yeah, so; come on out to the kitchen, I've fixed you dinner. Greg Warner
: You fixed me dinner? Christine Hughes
] Sure I did, and later I'll have sex with you. Greg Warner
: [Walking toward the kitchen
] So, there's no dinner?
: You know you've had to much to drink when you have to pay your bar tab with your Vette. Kim Warner
: You had a Vette? Christine Hughes
: What did you just say?
: Dance, puppet, dance.
: Tequila makes me horny and mean. And Jimmy and I just had a quickie.
: Um... Natalie, is that Tom running around crazy on the court? Natalie Warner
: [without looking up
] Mm-hmm. Kim Warner
: You didn't look. Natalie Warner
: I don't have to.
: [pretending to be Anna Nicole Smith
] Have you met my husband? He wasn't cremated. He was just so old he turned into dust.
: [talking to Logan
] Never give up. Look at me, I went back to school and now I'm smarter than your Aunt Kim. Kim Warner
: I wouldn't brag if I were you, Christine. Until recently, you thought Thomas Jefferson was George and Weezie's son.