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: We're going out to dinner. Greg Warner
: Where're you going? Christine Hughes
: P.F. Chang's. Jimmy Hughes
: [at the same time
] Hooters. Christine Hughes
: P.F. Chang Hooter's. It's one of those new hybrid restaurants. Jimmy Hughes
: Yeah, there's no MSG in the food and there's no... silicon in the waitresses. Greg Warner
: I know one person who couldn't work there.
: [Jimmy is having to pose as Greg for a day
] Uh, Mr. Savitsky; I don't own a suit.
: R2... D2
: Geez, if I hadn't drooped that bag of Skittles I'd be dead right now.
: [talking about Greg's father's retirement
] Boy, must be great to be retired. No job, sleep as late as you want, no responsibilities, just sit on the couch and watch tv all day. Greg Warner
: Or as you like to call it, 1986 through 1999.
: [Greg has to study for a test
] I'm going to finish the reading tonight. Jimmy Hughes
: You mean you're going to read the entire assignment tonight? Greg Warner
: This is the way I study; this is the way most people study. They cram it all in the night before, ace the test and then forget it. That's how this country was built; at least I think so, I don't remember much about history. Besides, I only have to read the first five chapters. My God! This whole book is only five chapters! Jimmy Hughes
: You're screwed. You might as well blow off the test and get drunk with me and Christine.
: You know you've had to much to drink when you have to pay your bar tab with your Vette. Kim Warner
: You had a Vette? Christine Hughes
: [Jimmy is trying to get out of dancing with Logan
] You'd do that for me? You'd break my toe so I don't have to dance? Billy
: Hey, I'm your best friend; I'd even sleep with your wife if you asked me to.
[Jimmy looks at him
: Just puttin' it out there, you know.
: Hey. What are you guys talking about? Kim Warner
: We're thinking of having another baby. Greg Warner
: Kim! Do we have to share everything with them? You know, why don't you to just come into our bedroom at night and watch us have sex, okay? Jimmy Hughes
: Sure. Christine? You?
: [14 years after Greg got beat up by Brian
] What's wrong with you? Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
: I'm still thinking about that guy Brian. I mean I know he was lying and all but he still never took back what he said about Kim. Jimmy Hughes
: Greg it was 14 years ago, let it go. Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
: If only I could Jimmy, if only I could. Trainer
: [after some time and training with Mr. Myiagi
] Now you are ready Gregory-san. Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
: [after a long flight, Greg is back in the bar where he and Brian fought. Brian is standing there drinking a beer
] Hey you! Brian
: What? Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
: Take it back. Brian
: No! Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner
: [after Brian beats up Greg again, he is back on the plane home
] Give me some ice please.