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from Survivor Series (1996) (TV)

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"WWE Raw: Episode #19.7" (2011)
The Rock: After seven long years...
[the audience cheers]
The Rock: Finally...
[the audience cheers louder]
The Rock: Finally...
[the audience cheers louder still]
The Rock: Finally... The Rock has come back to Anaheim! Which means finally, The Rock has come back to Monday Night Raw!
[the audience cheers again]
The Rock: Which means finally, The Rock has come back... home.
[the audience cheers again, and break into a "Rocky" chant]
The Rock: Now, before The Rock gets into that... before we electrify, before we turn this out tonight... for those of you who don't know, The Rock has many nicknames. The Great One, The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment, The People's Champion. But I want to tell you something that's important to me right now. I need to take this moment, and I need to tell you something as Dwayne. It's been a long time since I've been back. Seven years, to be exact. But I want to take this moment, in the middle of this ring, to tell you why I'm back. It's not because of the money, it's not to promote a movie. I am back in the middle of this ring because of you.
[the audience cheers]
The Rock: When I left, when I left the WWE seven years ago, I dreamed big, and you guys dreamed big with me. You helped me accomplish my goals. I accomplished my dreams because you never left my side.
[the audience cheers again]
The Rock: And I want to take this moment to tell you all here, you're live here, millions watching around the world. I want to tell you thank you, I love you, and it is because of you that I am back in this ring, and it is because of you, and I give you my word, I am never, ever going away.
[the audience cheers, and begins another "Rocky" chant]
The Rock: Simply put, ladies and gentlemen, The Rock is back!
[another audience pop]
The Rock: Now, The Rock is back because I wanted to do something unprecedented. Something no man had ever done before. I wanted to host WrestleMania. So it happened. The Rock called Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon said "Rock, I know why you're calling. I know you know I need a host for WrestleMania. Rock, there's only one man electrifying enough to host WrestleMania. Rock, there's only one man that can captivate the world. Rock, that man can only be Justin Bieber."
[laughter and jeers]
The Rock: But I told Vince, I said "No, no, no, no. Hey, no. The Rock knows Justin, he's cool. Dig-dig the kid. Cool kid. But make no mistake about it, Vince, there is only one man capable enough to host WrestleMania. That man is the jabroni-beating, la-la-la-la pie eating, trailblazing, eyebrow raising step off the break, put your foot on the gas, always ready to whoop some ass, People's Champ, The Rock!"
[audience cheers]
The Rock: "The Rock is going to WrestleMania. The Rock will host WrestleMania, and at the drop of a dime, The Rock will layeth the smack down at WrestleMania." But... to who? That's the question. Could it be... the WWE Champion, The Miz?
[audience pops]
The Rock: He's the one that goes around saying "I'm the Miz, and I'm awesome. I'm awesome, I'm awesome." I hear that all the time. "I'm awesome." Well, The Rock ain't no scientist but he pretty much knows that there's one formula that's a fact. If you gotta run around shooting your mouth off telling everybody how awesome you are, it means you absolutely, undoubtedly, unquestionably, one hundred percent completely *suck*!

The Rock: But there's one more man who The Rock wants to see. There's one more man who The Rock is gonna see. And that man
[the lights in the arena blink off and on twice; Michael Cole smugly stands up from the commentator table]
Michael Cole: [to the audience] Can I have your attention, please?
[the audience jeers]
Michael Cole: I have just received an e-mail from the anonymous Raw General Manager.
The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Michael Cole, if you take one more step towards that computer, The Rock will get out of here and slap the taste so far out of your mouth you'll never get it back!
[the audience pops]
The Rock: [Cole mouths something] Shut up! Michael Cole, you actually think that The Rock is just gonna let you walk over to that computer and interrupt him when he is *live* on Raw? Is that what you think? Do you actually think that any of us give a damn what your General Manager has to say?
[the audience pops and begins a "Rocky" chant]
The Rock: Michael Cole, is that what you think?
Michael Cole: I'll tell you what I think.
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
[the audience pops again]
The Rock: Now what you do, Michael Cole, is you sit your ass down at that announcer booth, take off your headset, and you don't say a word. And I quote, you know your damn role and shut your damn mouth!
[the audience pops again]
The Rock: Because if you don't, The Rock will have some pretty cool Facebook pictures to post on his Facebook tonight. Does anyone here want to contribute to The Rock's Facebook tonight?
[the audience pops]
The Rock: Really simple. Facebook.com/Dwayne Johnson, if Michael Cole doesn't do as The Rock says, you're gonna get a beautiful picture of The Rock stepping out of this ring... going over to that computer - some of you may know where I'm going with this - the picture you're gonna get is The Rock shining it up real nice, turning that sumbitch sideways and sticking it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass! Now sit down, you look like a drunk Hobbit. Sit your ass down.
[Cole dejectedly sits down]
The Rock: There is one man who The Rock is gonna see. There is one man who The Rock has to see face to face. A guy who I met, a guy who I thought was a cool guy. Wished him well, happy for his success. When The Rock leaves, he comes in and out of the blue, eventually, he starts talking trash about The Rock. I don't know why, and I don't care. But I'm back now. You might have heard of him, his name is John Cena.
[the audience pops again]
The Rock: So let me get this straight. The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?", all the way to...
[mocking Cena's hand wave]
The Rock: "You can't see me. You can't see me. You can't see me." What, are you playing peek-a-boo? "You can't see me, I can see you, you can't see me." Oh, believe me, we *all* can see you. We all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss? You come out here with your bright-ass purple shirt, and before that, your bright green shirt, before that your bright orange shirt, you run around here looking like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles!
[the audience pops loudly]

The Rock: John Cena, The Rock will see you at WrestleMania. Just like The Rock will see The Miz at WrestleMania, just like he will see everyone at WrestleMania. And just as sure as The Rock, just as sure as The Rock turns WrestleMania into the most epic WrestleMania of all time, and just as sure as anything can, and will, happen at WrestleMania, and just as sure as every day John Cena walks out here looking like he just got shot out of Barney the dinosaur's anus, is just... is just as sure as The Rock guaran-damn-tees three things at this WrestleMania. The Rock guaran-damn-tees to show the world that he is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment! The Rock guaran-damn-tees at the drop of a dime, just like that, to layeth the smacketh down on all their candy asses! And the last thing, and most important, The Rock... and the millions...
[the audience chants out "and millions"]
The Rock: No, no, no, no. That's not good enough. No, no, no. The Rock, and the millions...
[the audience chants out "and millions" again, louder]
The Rock: No, no, no, no. That's still not good enough. The Rock is the People's Champ, you are the backbone of The Rock. When we speak, our voices are heard, we all say "I Bring It." Anaheim, the world is watching. Anaheim, the world is listening. One more time. When The Rock, and the millions...
[the audience chants "and millions" again, even louder]
The Rock: ...of The Rock's fans go to WrestleMania, and electrify WrestleMania and the world like no one else can, IF YA SMELLLLLL... what The Rock...
[the audience chants "Is cooking"]
The Rock: ...is cooking.


WWF Attitude (1999) (VG)
The Rock: The Rock just slapped the taste out of your ignorant mouth!

The Rock: Who is this Roody Poo?


"WWE Smackdown!: Episode #3.16" (2001)
The Rock: Test there's a song, and it's called "The Twelve Days of Christmas". And you see Test, The Rock wants to sing you twelve things that you can look forward to tonight. And The Rock will go slow at first, for you Test, just so you can understand it goes like this...
[starts singing]
The Rock: On a night Test faced the great one this is what he'll see - Twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a busting, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a kicking, seven punches punching, six suplex smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name!
[fans start chanting, he continues to sing]
The Rock: Four rock bottoms, three peoples elbows on your two buck teeth and an ass kicking all over New Orleans!

The Rock: Test, there's a song and it's called "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". And you see Test, The Rock wants to sing you twelve things that you can look forward to tonight. And The Rock will go slow - at first - for you Test, just so you can understand. It goes like this: On the night Test faces the Great One/This is what he'll see: 12 Sharpshooters stinging/11 Eyebrows raising/10 Spines-a-busting/9 Noggins knocking/ 8 Kicks-a-kicking/7 Punches punching/6 Suplex smashing/5 Seconds of the people chanting the Rocks name/
[Crowd: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!]
The Rock: /4 Rock Bottoms/3 People's Elbows on your 2 Buck teeth and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!


"WWE Raw: Episode #8.2" (2000)
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - the Rock says we're not done. You see, as sure as the Rock is standing in this ring, and as sure as you two roody poos are standing on the stage, the Rock says that if your candyasses make it through the entire night, there's one more match. It's gonna be the entire DX facing the Acolytes.
Triple H: Oh yeah, that's great - all four of us against the Acolytes - no sweat, you're on.!
The Rock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... the Rock is not done. You see, the Acolytes won't be alone - they're gonna have a tag team with them, and that tag team is gonna be the Rock and Sock Connection. If ya smellllllll... what the Rock is cookin'!


WrestleMania 2000 (2000) (TV)
The Rock: 12 months. 12 months ago, after every interview, after every run-in, after every backstabbing, after every win, after every loss, after everything they've thrown at The Rock, and after everything The Rock has thrown back, after every chokeslam, after every mandible claw, after every pedigree. The Rock says this. Is that if he can do it all over the again he would say, finally, The Rock has come back to Wrestlemania!


"WWE Smackdown!: Episode #1.7" (1999)
The Rock: [the British Bulldog has Triple H pinned and The Rock, the special guest Refeeree, starts the count into the Microphone] One, Two... IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!


"WWE Smackdown!: Episode #2.48" (2001)
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back... To Washington, D.C.!
[huge pop from crowd]
The Rock: Well, the world wants to know why The Rock chose the WWF over the Alliance. The World wants to know The Rock's explanation as to why He's in the WWF and not the Alliance. Well, It's really simple; The Rock says this; He didn't come back to the WWF for *Vince McMahon*, Because The Rock owes Vince McMahon absolutely *Nothing*! Vince McMahon didn't make The Rock. Hell, *The Rock* Didn't even make the Rock!
[pause, cheering, "Rocky!" chants]
The Rock: *The People* made The Rock. And being in Washington, D.C., The Constitution says; "We the People, for The People!" Now, that's tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people! People who make slurpees, people who have herpes! All the people that get rid of household pests and all the pople that have enormous breasts! All kidding aside, The Rock was *born* in the WWF, The Rock will never *leave* the WWF! And as God is The Rock's witness, He will always be the People's Champion!
[cheering]
The Rock: Now The Rock will admit there is *one* more reason *why* The Rock came back to the WWF; Payback!
[cheering]
The Rock: Payback to a certain Bald-headed, Guitar-Strumming, Biggest piece of Texas Trailer Park Trash named Stone Cold Steve Austin!
[cheering]
The Rock: So, Austin, The Rock knows Kurt Angle came out and challenged you to a match at Summerslam; No problem! Because The Rock has waited *four* long months, He doesn't wanna wait four more *seconds*! So Austin, You wanna walk around with your WWF Championship, Walk around with your Guitar, Walk around singing songs, Walk around giving hugs. Stone Cold Steve Austin; Why don't you come out and hug the rock?
[Booker T's music hits]
Booker T: Woah, Hold on one second, Rock.
["You Suck!" chants]
Booker T: You think you can just walk back in here and challenge Stone Cold Steve Austin? Oh hell no! You're not in the man's league. More importantly, you're not in *my league*. In fact, you're lucky I don't walk down their right now and kick your pretty ass up...
[Rock holds up his hand, "Rocky" chants]
The Rock: WHO in the Blue hell are *you*?
Booker T: Who am I? Who am I? I'm the WCW Champion, Sucka!
The Rock: Just so The Rock understands this; You're the WCW champion sucker?
[laughter, cheering]
The Rock: What's more important, The Rock doesn't believe he caught your name.
Booker T: What's my name? Hell, My Name is Booker...
The Rock: [cutting him off] It Doesn't matter what your name is!
[cheering, "You Suck Chants directed at Booker]
Booker T: It *should* matter because tonight I came out to challenge your punk ass to a match at Summerslam, Rock!
The Rock: *You're* going to Summerslam?
Booker T: Oh, yeah I'll be there.
The Rock: What you're gonna be there for? if someone needs you to park their car outside the building?
Booker T: You didn't say that? Tell me you did *not* just say that?
The Rock: The Rock said that and The Rock says this; You wanna come out here and run your mouth at The Rock, on The Rock's show, SmackDown? Well The Rock says this; Booker C, Booker T. Hell, it doesn't matter *what* your name is! We don't wait for Summerslam, the Rock will whip your ass all over Washington D.C.!
[Shane McMahon's music hits]
Shane McMahon: Who the hell do you think *you* are? This man right here, Booker T is the WCW Champion, Rock. And not only does he have twice the Athletic talent you have, Rock, But Booker T has something you do *not*, and that is Championship Gold, Rock.
[Booker lifts his belt, boo]
Shane McMahon: And you will respect it, understand me? Oh, that's right, Rock, that's right. I forgot Respect is a foreign concept to you, isn't it? Otherwise you would have not Rock-Bottomed me last Monday Night in the middle of the ring
[cheers]
Shane McMahon: All my life I've done what I've wanted, *exactly what I've wanted! And Rock, by you choosing to go with the World Wrestling Federation, Rock and not with the Aliiance, Rock... You know what, Rock? I don't *want* you in the Alliance any more! We don't want you! But what I do want Rock, is a piece of The Rock. I want a piece of your ass, Rock!
["Shane's a Pussy!" chants]
Shane McMahon: And the only reason Booker T is not coming down the People's Ramp, into the People's ring and kicking *Your* Candy Ass all over the place is because I want something! And Rock, Shane-o-Mac wants to go One on One with the Great One. This Monday night Rock, Raw is War, Shane O'Mac and You in a Street Fight! What do you thinka bout that?
The Rock: What does The Rock think about that? Between you wantin' a piece of The Rock's ass and your friend being the... Champion Sucker, The Rock is wanting to know what in the hell kind of alliance you're running over there!


Fully Loaded (1999) (TV)
The Rock: [pre-match promo] The Rock says Triple H, you go on Sunday Night HEAT, you do your little interview with Jim Ross, and you cry like a baby!
[pantomimes crying]
The Rock: "They sit there and they kept me down for five years. For five years, they kept me at the bottom of the barrel." Well, The Rock says they didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just 'cause you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden. No, The Rock says they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
[cheers from the audience]
The Rock: And on top of that... and on top of all that, The Rock says that you run your mouth. "In four weeks, 28 days, I'm going to SummerSlam. And I'm taking what I want: The WWF Title." Well, The Rock says in 28 *seconds*, The Rock is gonna give you exactly what you don't want! And that's The Rock taking that strap, turnin' it sideways, and sticking it straight up your candy ass!
[more cheers]
The Rock: Triple H, The Rock says he *is* the People's Champ, The Rock says he *is* the People's Choice, and The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, PERIOD. IF YA SMELLLLLLL-AAA! What The Rock is cooking!


"WWE Sunday Night Heat: Episode #2.28" (1999)
The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to Indianapolis!
[the audience cheers]
The Rock: Triple H, let The Rock understand this for a second... last week on Raw, he beat your ass in a cage match and now this week, you're the number one contender for the WWF title? Well, The Rock realizes why that is: 'cause you got a three foot nose, you turn it sideways, and stick it straight up Vince's ass!
[the audience pops]
The Rock: Triple H, The Rock says at this pay-per-view, Fully Loaded, number one contender or no number one contender, The Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he does best, and that's lay the smackdown on your candy ass!
[the audience pops again]
The Rock: Now, on to "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn.
[the audience boos]
The Rock: The Rock understands what took place. The night you won King of the Ring, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and you said a prayer, and it sounded like this: "Oh dear God... you see, my name's Billy. And I just won King of the Ring, but there's one problem. Everybody still thinks that I" ABSOLUTELY SUCK!
[the audience pops]
The Rock: And then at that point, Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said this: Bob... "But my name's Billy!" IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
[the audience cheers and applauds]
The Rock: "You are absolutely right. You *do* suck. But there is one thing, and one thing only, you can do: you must go find the man who is simply electrifying."
[the audience pops]
The Rock: "You must go find The Rock." Oh, but God, anybody but The Ro- "KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
[the audience cheers again]
The Rock: And then, Billy, as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek, and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted, the heavens opened and what seemed like millions...
[the audience chants "And millions"]
The Rock: ...of voices all said to you in unison "Jabroni." IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock... is cooking!


WWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre (1999) (TV)
The Rock: [sings] Well since Rock's baby left him/He's found a new place to dwell/It's down at the end of Jabronie Drive/At Smackdown Hotel


WWF Unforgiven (2000) (TV)
Michael Cole: [Michael Cole is interviewing the Rock] Well, Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin will leave here not getting what he wants, but the question is will Chris Benoit, The Undertaker and Kane get what they want, namely your WWF championship?
The Rock: Finally... The Rock has come back... To Philadelphia! Michael Cole, How can you stand there and ask The Rock a stupid question? How Do You Know what they want? How Do You Know what they want? Maybe Kane just wants a box of matches so he can go light his big red ass on fire, you ever think of that? Maybe Benoit, all he wants is a pet Wolverine so he can go ahead and lick its left testicle, Do you ever think about that? Or maybe The Undertaker, The American Badass, wants to jump his little motorcycle and ride around the First Union Centre a couple more times because it gives him that "funny" feeling? The fact of the matter is this; they want, they want! But if they think for one single, solitary second they're gonna take The Rock's WWF title off the people's waist, Then what they WANT and what they GET is entirely different! And the Rock says He's gonna take all three of their heads and shove them so far up their asses; they're gonna have to cut holes in their little nipples just to see! If You Smelllll... What The Rock... is cookin'!


"WWE Raw: Episode #7.7" (1999)
The Rock: [when Big Show first appeared on Raw in 1999 with Vince McMahon] Vince, who is this roody poo? Big Time! Do you think that you can just walk your candy ass onto The Rock's show? That you can just walk your candy ass down Know Your Role Boulevard? And actually have the audacity to speak to the Great One that way? The Rock says you should know your role and shut your mouth!
The Big Show: Hey Rock! No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey pebble! You better shut that big hole under your nose or I'm gonna close it with my fist.
Vince McMahon: What we have here in The Corporation we like to have fun. We like to make jokes. Fool around. Things of that nature. And have a good time.
The Rock: Make jokes The Rock's ass! Let The Rock tell you somethin. You overgrown 500 pound bag of Monkey Crap! You, are three seconds away. And The Rock means three seconds away, from The Rock layin' the Smackdown on your Candy Ass!


"WWE Raw: Episode #9.39" (2001)
The Rock: [singing to the tune of "Happy Birthday"] Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what the Rock is cooking!


"WWE Raw: Episode #5.48" (1997)
The Rock: According to The Rock's Rolex, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Your time is up and judging by the fact your sorry carcass isn't out here, delivering what's rightfully The Rock's, and that's the Intercontinental belt, It just goes to show that you're as gutless as can be. And Stone Cold Steve Austin, you've managed to do something that you shouldn't have done and that's piss The Rock off. And now The Rock and the Nation are coming to get my Intercontinental Belt.
Steve Austin: [Austin is on the titantron up on a bridge] Well, I can you can It's a beautiful night, you see the moon shining bright up there,you see the cars rollin' back and forth over there, but you ain't got no one on this bridge but Stone Cold Steve Austin with the Intercontinental Championship belt. Rock, when I gave you this belt,I did just that,you didn't have to earn a damn thing. Well tonight, son if ya wanna find it, I got a few things I'm going to give ya first. If you're gonna find it you're going to need a few objects, you're gonna need a little mask so that you can see under the water
[throws mask into river]
Steve Austin: ,you're gonna need a little snorkel
[throws Snorkel into River]
Steve Austin: Hell son, you might even need a regulator because you're gonna have to go deep
[Throws Regulator]
Steve Austin: Now I got your ass a little oxygen tank,but I doubt if there's any oxygen in the damn thing,so nonetheless, throw the damn thing in
[throws Oxygen tank]
Steve Austin: And I tell you what, Rock,here are your little flippers, 'cause you probably can't swim worth a damn either
[throws flippers in]
Steve Austin: here's a cell phone,
[throws phone in]
Steve Austin: when you find the damn thing,dial my number,and here's a pager
[throws it in]
Steve Austin: When ya dial me,tell me when you find your little belt, I'll page ya back with the 3-1-6 and give you the big thumbs up,Rock,you're the biggest piece of trash i ever saw,it hurts me to do this but, i really don't give a damn about you or the WWF so i guess i'll see your little belt later, and that's the bottom line,because the 3,1,6 said so... ya piece of trash!


"WWE Raw: Episode #7.32" (1999)
The Rock: [challenging the Big Show] Tonight, in front of all The Rock's fans, you will go one on one with the Great One! And go on and check your big, fat ass directly into the SmackDown Hotel!
[the "Countdown to the Millennium" clock appears on the TitanTron, counts down, and "Break Down the Walls" hits]
Chris Jericho: Welcome to "Raw is Jericho"! And I am the new millennium for the World Wrestling Federation. Now, for those of you who don't know me, I am Chris Jericho, your...
[the audience starts to boo]
Chris Jericho: Your new hero, your party host, and most importantly, the most charismatic showman to ever enter your living rooms via a television screen. And for those of you know do know me, well, all hail the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-a! Now, when you think of the new millennium, you think of an event so gigantic that it changes the course of history. You think of a dawning of a new era.
[the crowd begins a "Rocky" chant]
Chris Jericho: Thank you. Thank you. And a new era is what this once proud and profitable company sorely needs. What was once a captivating, trendsetting program has now deteriorated into a cliché - let's be honest, boring - snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor. And that's why I'm here. Chris Jericho has come to save the World Wrestling Federation. Now, let's go over the facts. Television ratings, downward spiral. Pay-per-view buyrates, plummeting. Mainstream acceptance, nonexistent. And reactions of the live crowds, complete and utter silence. And I know why you're silent. You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here. And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre "sports entertainers" who you're forced to cheer for and care for. No wonder you're not cheering. You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room, and especially this idiot in the center of the ring.
[points at The Rock]
Chris Jericho: You people have been lead to believe that mediocrity is excellence. Uh-uh. Jericho is excellence. And now, for the first time in history, you have a man who can entertain you. You have a man who is good enough for you. You have a man who can make you jump up off your chairs, raise your filthy, fat little hands in the air, and scream "Go, Jericho, go! Go, Jericho, go! Go, Jericho, go!"
[the crowd starts a "go, Jericho, go" chant]
Chris Jericho: Thank you. The new millennium has arrived. And now that the Y2J problem is here, this company, from the front office idiots to all the amateurs in the dressing room, including this one...
[points at The Rock in the ring again]
Chris Jericho: ...to everybody watching tonight will never, e-e-e-e-ever be the same again!
The Rock: After three boring minutes, The Rock says know your role and shut your mouth!
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: How dare you little jabroni come on The Rock's show and not even have the class to introduce yourself? What is your name?
Chris Jericho: I told you...
The Rock: [interrupting] IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: The Rock says you talk about your Y2J plan? Well, The Rock has a little plan of his own, and it's called the KY Jelly plan! Which...
[the audience cheers again]
The Rock: Which means The Rock is gonna lube his size 13 boot real good, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! IF YOU SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKING!


"Hannah Montana: Don't Stop Til You Get the Phone (#2.17)" (2007)
Dwayne Johnson: [after getting a"makeover" by Miley and Lily] I mean look at me, am I not glowing?


"WWE Sunday Night Heat: Episode #2.13" (1999)
The Rock: [Pre-Wrestlemania interview] Hold the mic up, jabroni, before The Rock slaps the taste out of your mouth!
[interviewer complies]
The Rock: You come out here and you spit your little talk about how the Rock comes out and spits his little nursery rhymes. Well, I'll tell you what, the Great One has a little nursery rhyme for you, Stone Cold, and it goes like this: Mary had a little lamb... Well, I'll tell you what, piss on the lamb, piss on Mary, and piss on *you*! The Rock is gonna go out there tonight and do what do what he does best, and that's lay the smackdown on your roody-poo
[crowd finishes it for him by saying "candy ass"]
The Rock: Uh uh! Hey! Don't do it! Don't do it, because the Rock guaran-damn-tees to prove to you
[points to audience]
The Rock: , you
[points to interviewer]
The Rock: , this goof holding the camera, this chick gawking at the Rock, he will prove to the millions
[crowd finishes sentence for him]
The Rock: and millions of the Rock's fans exactly why the Rock is the Great One, exactly why the Rock is the chosen one, and exactly why the Rock is without a shadow of a doubt the best damn WWF champ there ever was, if you smelllllll
[crowd says "smell" along with him]
The Rock: Hey! Uh uh Philly! This ain't sing-a-long with the champ! If ya smelllllalalalalow what the Rock...
[the Rock pauses theatrically, lifts a hand to his face, uses it to turn his head to the side, pushes his chin down, and cocks his Eyebrow]
The Rock: ... is cooking!


Royal Rumble (2000) (TV)
Michael Cole: So, Rock, do you have any worries about any participants in the Rumble tonight?
The Rock: One - Crash Holly, Two - Headbanger Mosh!


"WWE Raw: Episode #7.39" (1999)
The Rock: [on an episode of This is Your Life after Mankind introduces The Rock's high school sweetheart] How you doin' honey? You remember-uh, every Saturday night back in high school how you and The Rock use to sit on your parents couch. And The Rock use to put his arm around you and, we use to kiss a little bit. We use to kiss a little bit. A lot of tongue. You use to love The Rock's tongue, didn't ya? I remember how you use to nibble on The Rock's ear. Then The Rock's neck. And you would whisper to The Rock. You use to whisper to The Rock, 'Hey Rock, go for it, go for 2nd base!' Remember that? And as The Rock put his hand ever so gently on your knee, slid his hand up inch by inch. And what did you do?
[shouting]
The Rock: YOU CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE! But The Rock's not the type a guy to hold a grudge. You see you stand now before The Rock, lookin' at The Rock, gawkin' at The Rock, wantin' to go one on one with the Great One? And now in front of all The Rock's fans you wanna serve The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[choking]
JR: Oh! No.
Jerry 'The King' Lawler: What kinda pie was that JR?
JR: I, I don't know. Whatever it was I'm sure she'll be willing to serve it tonight. Piping hot! Home made!
The Rock: It's no secret, The Rock, he loves pie. But The Rock just has one thing to say to you... poontang your ass on outta here!