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Yogurt (Character)
from Spaceballs (1987)

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Spaceballs (1987)
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on]
Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!
Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]
Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
[pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!
Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

Yogurt: And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy - oh what a world, what a world!

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.

Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Schwartz!
Lone Starr: I can't - I lost the ring!
Yogurt: Forget the ring! The ring is bupkis! I found it in a Cracker Jack box!

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: The Skroobinator (#1.10)" (2008)
Yogurt: Oi, this Pizza stinks. Yente, where did you order it from?
Yente: From Pizza the Hutt.
Yogurt: Oh, tastes like cardboard.
Yente: That's because you're eating the cardboard. The Pizza's on top.

Yogurt: I was right, I was right. There's something wrong. How do you know?
Yente: How do you know?
Yogurt: Are you deaf? Don't you hear that ominous music?
Yente: Ach, we hear that same verkackte music every week.

Lone Starr: Now what the hell are we watching?
Yogurt: We're watching the scene in Spaceballs the Animated TV Series where we're looking at ourselves playing Spaceballs the Video Game.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Lord of the Onion Rings (#1.3)" (2008)
Yogurt: Then we shall be the fellowship of the Onion Ring. But this is a dangerous mission. So we'll need indecipherable codenames. Barf, your name will be Barf Baggins. Lonestarr, you'll be Lone Staragorn and Vespa...
Princess Vespa: Can I be her most royal highness the incomparably beautiful?
Lone Star: Oh please.
Yogurt: You'll be Vesparwen.

Dark Helmut: Huh? Yogurt, how did you get in here?
Yogurt: The Tower Isn't Guarded.
Dark Helmut: The tower isn't guarded?
Yogurt: Nope, the Tower Isn't Guarded isn't guarded.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Mighty Meteor (#1.7)" (2008)
Yogurt: Where the hell is Lone Starr? We need him to safe Druidia from this meteor.
Princess Vespa: Oh, he's busy rubbing wax on his Man.

Yogurt: Hurry Lone Starr, hurry, we don't have much time left in this episode.
Dot Matrix: And if we go over our pagecount, the network will kill us.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Hairy Putter and the Gopher of Fire (#1.6)" (2008)
Prof, Yogurtdore: I'd like to dispell the recent rumors about me. I'm one hundert per cent kosher in the sausage department if you get my drift.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Druidian Idol (#1.12)" (2008)
Lone Starr: [on cellphone] Yogurt, I need your help.
Yogurt: Right now? I'm in the middle of something.
Bingo leader: N-42...
Lone Starr: But where in the middle of the end of planet Druidia.
Yogurt: Well, the middle of the end, that's better than the end of the end.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Revenge of the Sithee (#1.1)" (2008)
Yogurt: [sighs] It's not easy being chosen. Or green for that matter.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Fishfinger (#1.9)" (2008)
Lone Starr: [Lone Starr's wristwatch is beeping] Uh oh, it's Vespa. She needs me right away.
Yogurt: Oh, she needs him right away, sure. Sure, let's, let's put saving the galaxy's food supply on hold because you've got a needy girlfriend.
Lone Starr: She's not needy.
[his watch beeps again]
Lone Starr: Oh, I'm sorry, I really gotta go.
Barf: Yeah yeah, I really gotta go too, but you know, behind a bush.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Grand Theft Starship (#1.2)" (2008)
Barf: Look, maybe this was a waste of time. They're trapped inside a video game but obviously you wouldn't know the first thing about games.
Yogurt: Are you kidding? I was the star fo the world's first educational game "Yogurt teaches typing A thru E"
Barf: Why only A thru E?
Yogurt: Showbusiness. Always leave 'em wanting more.

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Watch Your Assic Park (#1.4)" (2008)
Lone Starr: Yogurt, what are you doing here?
Yogurt: Well, I have to show up at some point in the episode, don't I?

"Spaceballs: The Animated Series: Outbreak (#1.5)" (2008)
Lone Starr: I need your help. Barf's on a binge and about to blow.
Yogurt: Easy on the alliteration.