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: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
[turns it on
: Ooooh! Yogurt
: [reacts to dinks
] The kids love this one.
[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt
: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.
: May the schwartz be with you! Yogurt
: [kisses the doll
: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring. Yogurt
: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
: And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy - oh what a world, what a world!
: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a power known throughout the universe... as the... Barf
: ...the Force? Yogurt
: No, the Schwartz!
: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt! Princess Vespa
: Yogurt the Wise! Dot Matrix
: Yogurt the All-Powerful! Barf
: Yogurt the Magnificent! Yogurt
: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.
: I wonder, will we ever see each other again? Yogurt
: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Schwartz! Lone Starr
: I can't - I lost the ring! Yogurt
: Forget the ring! The ring is bupkis! I found it in a Cracker Jack box!
: Oi, this Pizza stinks. Yente, where did you order it from? Yente
: From Pizza the Hutt. Yogurt
: Oh, tastes like cardboard. Yente
: That's because you're eating the cardboard. The Pizza's on top.
: I was right, I was right. There's something wrong. How do you know? Yente
: How do you know? Yogurt
: Are you deaf? Don't you hear that ominous music? Yente
: Ach, we hear that same verkackte music every week.
: Now what the hell are we watching? Yogurt
: We're watching the scene in Spaceballs the Animated TV Series where we're looking at ourselves playing Spaceballs the Video Game.
: Then we shall be the fellowship of the Onion Ring. But this is a dangerous mission. So we'll need indecipherable codenames. Barf, your name will be Barf Baggins. Lonestarr, you'll be Lone Staragorn and Vespa... Princess Vespa
: Can I be her most royal highness the incomparably beautiful? Lone Star
: Oh please. Yogurt
: You'll be Vesparwen.
: Huh? Yogurt, how did you get in here? Yogurt
: The Tower Isn't Guarded. Dark Helmut
: The tower isn't guarded? Yogurt
: Nope, the Tower Isn't Guarded isn't guarded.
: Where the hell is Lone Starr? We need him to safe Druidia from this meteor. Princess Vespa
: Oh, he's busy rubbing wax on his Man.
: Hurry Lone Starr, hurry, we don't have much time left in this episode. Dot Matrix
: And if we go over our pagecount, the network will kill us.
: I'd like to dispell the recent rumors about me. I'm one hundert per cent kosher in the sausage department if you get my drift.
: [on cellphone
] Yogurt, I need your help. Yogurt
: Right now? I'm in the middle of something. Bingo leader
: N-42... Lone Starr
: But where in the middle of the end of planet Druidia. Yogurt
: Well, the middle of the end, that's better than the end of the end.
] It's not easy being chosen. Or green for that matter.
: [Lone Starr's wristwatch is beeping
] Uh oh, it's Vespa. She needs me right away. Yogurt
: Oh, she needs him right away, sure. Sure, let's, let's put saving the galaxy's food supply on hold because you've got a needy girlfriend. Lone Starr
: She's not needy.
[his watch beeps again
] Lone Starr
: Oh, I'm sorry, I really gotta go. Barf
: Yeah yeah, I really gotta go too, but you know, behind a bush.
: Look, maybe this was a waste of time. They're trapped inside a video game but obviously you wouldn't know the first thing about games. Yogurt
: Are you kidding? I was the star fo the world's first educational game "Yogurt teaches typing A thru E" Barf
: Why only A thru E? Yogurt
: Showbusiness. Always leave 'em wanting more.
: Yogurt, what are you doing here? Yogurt
: Well, I have to show up at some point in the episode, don't I?
: I need your help. Barf's on a binge and about to blow. Yogurt
: Easy on the alliteration.