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: [Marty is meeting Larry and Jeff at the Palestinian chicken restaurant
] You know, I thought all last night, 'If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this antisemitic shithole.'
: [expressing astonishment after meeting Larry David and Shara just after they had very loud sex
] Fuck me, Jew bastard? Larry David
: Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex I've ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing. Marty Funkhouser
: When did your orgasm? When she said she'd fuck the Jew out of you? Larry David
: Hey, let me tell you something. The penis doesn't care about race, creed and color. The penis wants to get to his homeland. It wants to go home!
: [about Lesbians
] I'm their biggest supporter! Marty Funkhouser
: You're their biggest supporter? Larry David
: Yeah. Marty Funkhouser
: Well, then they're in a lot of trouble.