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: Based on your signs and symptoms, when you twisted your body, your testicles got ensnared in the fly of your underwear, which acted like a noose, and it caused scrotal hematoma and contusion. Leon Black
: Twisted balls. Doctor
: In layman's terms, yes. It's... Leon Black
: Twisted balls. Doctor
: It's not as bad as it sounds. It's a bruising, which will probably last about a week or so. Larry David
: Oh, OK. Doctor
: But, I would definitely recommend switching to a style of underwear with no fly. Larry David
: No Fly Zone? Is that what you're telling me? I'm not wearing that underwear. OK? Leon Black
: You gotta do it, man. You got long balls, Larry. Long balls. You've got long-ass balls. Larry David
: I've got long balls? Leon Black
: Doc, you've seen his balls, right? Larry David
: Would you say my balls were unusually long? Doctor
: They're a bit more distended than the average testicles. Leon Black
: You got long-ass balls, Larry. "Long Ball Larry." That's your new name. Larry David
] Long balls. Who the hell knew? Leon Black
: Long balls. Change your drawers.
: Well what kinda cum was it, first of all? Larry David
: What do you mean, "What kinda cum?" Cum is cum. Leon Black
: Cum is not cum, Larry. Larry David
: Cum is cum. Leon Black
: Well, it couldn't have been mine. You know why? Cuz I gets mines, Larry. I brings the ruckus to the ladies.
: Ass is Ass, Larry. Larry David
: Ass is not ass. Leon Black
: Ass is ass. Larry David
: Well, you don't have to tap every ass!
: So Duberstein, that's a Jewish name right? Leon
: Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews. Michael Richards
: And you were Bar Mitzvahed? Leon
: Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City. Michael Richards
: But I thought you only got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you're 13 years old. Leon
: No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it's once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity! Michael Richards
: So, tell me about the groats? Leon
: Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm fucking 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week, how many times per week am I fucking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out. Michael Richards
: whew, that's some weird stuff. Leon
: You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and fucking.