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Santino Marella (Character)
from "WWE Raw" (1993)

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WWE: OMG! - The Top 50 Incidents in WWE History (2011) (V)
Jerry Lawler: [about the Montreal Screwjob] I was as shocked as Bret "The Hitman" Hart was. Uh... but I was not quite as upset.
Santino Marella: Then, as things unfolded and history was made, we find out that he didn't taps.
Dolph Ziggler: You saw Bret Hart go to town. He destroyed the set, he was spittin' in the air, he was writing "WCW" and you knew something big was going on.

Kofi Kingston: [about the Undertaker/Mankind Hell in a Cell match] I could not believe... I mean, just the anticipation before it was about to happen...
The Miz: That is, like, everyone always, uh, talks about that. That is one of my favorite matches of all time.
Jerry Lawler: I had the unique perspective of being almost directly under Mankind. It was the most horrifying thing that I've ever seen.
Daniel Bryan: When 'Taker threw Mankind off the cage, uh... none of us could believe it.
Santino Marella: The single most crazy thing I ever seen.
The Miz: Mankind is just... a superhuman. He can withstand so much pain. Didn't even effect him. He still did more in that match. Which is just incredible to me.
Daniel Bryan: None of us could believe he was still... he was still moving afterwards. And to get up and continue after that... oh, boy, that was worse, right? When he landed in the ring, it wasn't, like, flat or anything, you know? There was no give, it was just "uggh."
Santino Marella: Hands down, it was, uh, shocking. How he walked away, no idea.
William Regal: That was the most barbaric thing I've ever seen.
Kofi Kingston: As a fan, I was just like "No way. My gosh. I cannot believe... that is one tough dude right there."

"WWE Raw: Episode #20.15" (2012)
Moe: Hey, it's Santino Marella.
Santino Marella: What are you guys doing here?
Moe: Well, we're on our promotional tour for our movie "The Three Stooges", which opens this Friday, April 13th.
Larry: Yeah, and the studio asked us if we wouldn't mind being shipped up to D.C. for WWE RAW.
Curly: So we said soitenly. Then we woke up in that box somewhere over Kansas. Nyuk nyuk.
Santino Marella: The Larry, the Curly, and the Moe. Let me ask you this: what are you three knuckleheads having planned for the live studio audience tonight?
Moe: Oh, well we, uh... what's the plan?
[Moe slaps Larry]
Larry: Hey, what's the plan?
[Larry slaps Curly]
Curly: Ooh! What's the plan?
[Curly slaps Santino; Santino in turn slaps all three in a row]
Santino Marella: You guys come here and you don't even have plans?
Larry: No, I... I was planning on catching up with the WWE Divas. You know, exchanging some hair tips, maybe taking them out to Chinese food and seeing where things end up.
Moe: [holding his fist out] See where this ends up.
[Larry slaps Moe's fist; Moe's arm winds around in a circle and bonks Larry on the head]
Santino Marella: Hey, I like that move! Can I borrow that sometime?
Moe: Oh, sure. Anytime, Santino. Now wait a minute, can you show me your cobra move?
Santino Marella: [laughs] Okay, no problem.
[Santino demonstrates as he talks]
Santino Marella: First you do this.
Moe: [copying Santino] Go like that.
Santino Marella: Followed by this. Don't forget this. And of course, there's this.

Moe: Now, wait a minute. What about a variation on the move?
[Moe extends his index and middle fingers]
Santino Marella: That's not a cobra if you do that.
Moe: No, it's the Moe-bra.
[Moe eye-pokes Curly]

WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2011 (2010) (VG)
Santino Marella: Scramola, punk.