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Henry Weston (Character)
from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)

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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
Henry Weston: You know, some people... send flowers, or cards, or... give people hugs. I... make sure their paper work's all in order. I thought I'd try something different.

[from trailer]
Henry Weston: How can a store throw a temper tantrum?
Mr. Edward Magorium: It's a magical toystore, it can do all sorts of things.

[from trailer]
Henry Weston: When you say magical, do you mean special?
Molly Mahoney: Magical.
Henry Weston: What about... really really cool?
Molly Mahoney: MAGICAL!

Mr. Edward Magorium: Name the Fibonacci series from its eleventh to its sixteenth.
Henry Weston: Umm... 89, 144, 233, 377, 610?
Mr. Edward Magorium: Perfect. Number four, do we really need it?
Henry Weston: If you like squares - you do.
Mr. Edward Magorium: Oh, I like squares. Good. Now, the hot dog, the hot dog/bun ratio, why for the love of mustard are there never enough buns?
Henry Weston: Extra hot dogs...
Mr. Edward Magorium: Yes, but why?
Henry Weston: In case you drop a couple.
Mr. Edward Magorium: What kind of insufferable fool drops a hot dog?
Henry Weston: Anything can happen, sir.
Mr. Edward Magorium: Anything can happen. How absolutely true. You're exactly the mutant I'm looking for! You're hired.

Mr. Edward Magorium: I've been inventing toys since the 1770's.
Henry Weston: What, excuse me...
Mr. Edward Magorium: Yes?
Henry Weston: You say 1770's?
Mr. Edward Magorium: Yes, sir, so you can imagine accounting is a brand new concept to me.
Henry Weston: You know, that would make you at least 240 years old, sir.
Mr. Edward Magorium: You're already hired, mutant, there's no need to show off.

Molly Mahoney: i knew it. As soon as I saw that suit.
Henry Weston: Knew what?
Molly Mahoney: You're a 'just' guy.
Henry Weston: What's a 'just' guy?
Molly Mahoney: A guy just like you. Same hair, same suit, same shoes, walks around, no matter what, you think it's all just a store, it's just a bench, it's just a tree. It's just what it is, nothing more!
Henry Weston: Alright but, but this
[looks over his shoulder]
Henry Weston: is just a store.
Molly Mahoney: I'm sure to you... it is.

Molly Mahoney: You're here?
Henry Weston: Apparently.
Molly Mahoney: But not actually?

Henry Weston: You have a tenant living in your basement?
Mr. Edward Magorium: He was born there, I can't very well ask him to leave.

Molly Mahoney: Mutant, When you look at me, what do you see?
Henry Weston: Really pretty eyes?
Molly Mahoney: [laughs] No... I mean... like, do you see a sparkle?
Henry Weston: You mean now, like a glitter... on your face?
Molly Mahoney: No, like a sparkle.
Henry Weston: What kind of sparkle?
Molly Mahoney: Like, something reflective of something bigger that's trying to get out. You know what? Never mind.
Henry Weston: It might not be so much of a sparkle... maybe a twinkle?
Molly Mahoney: Forget it.
Henry Weston: A glint?
Molly Mahoney: It's ok.
Henry Weston: Ah... you've got that thing that you do with your hands...
Molly Mahoney: That's a quirk.
Henry Weston: A quirk's not a sparkle?
Molly Mahoney: uh uh.
Henry Weston: Oh...
Molly Mahoney: Yeah...
[walks away]