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: Do they have toast in England? Alex P. Keaton
: Yeah, I think a boat load just came in this morning. Mallory Keaton
: Alex, you don't have to be so sarcastic, okay? We are in a foreign country. We don't know for sure if they have toast here. Alex P. Keaton
: Mallory, the United States was started by people from England. They had toast before we did. Mallory Keaton
: Oh yeah? Who invented it? Alex P. Keaton
: Alfred Toast.
: Look Mallory, I am only gonna say this once and if you don't believe me, I'm just going to turn around, walk out that door, and never come back: there is nothing going on between me and Victoria. Mallory Keaton
: I don't believe you. Nick Moore
: Mallory, I am only gonna say this twice: there is nothing going on between me and Victoria.
: My family is pretty simple. As long as you follow a few simple rules. Don't get my father talking on capital punishment. Don't get my mom talking on women's lib. And don't get Alex talking.
: [On the meaning of life
] Be happy; try not to hurt other people; and hope that you fall in love.
: The meaning of life? That's simple. Try to be happy, try not to hurt other people, and hope to fall in love.
: I scored a goal with my head. Mallory Keaton
: I'm really happy for you. Jennifer Keaton
: I also scored a goal with someone else's head.