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: Look at that sunset. Remy
: It's beautiful. It's magnificent. It's... in the wrong place!
: [disguised as a woman
] So, you're a hero, me, I'm wearing this stupid dress. Birdy
: You count yourself lucky, Frenchie. Remy
: I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!
: Mon Dieu it's a lady! Margaret Trappe
: [glancing at Remy's disguise
] That's more than I can say for you, fatso!
: Look what you've got me into! Indiana Jones
: Oh great, so now suddenly it's all my fault? Remy
: It's not suddenly your fault, it's always been your fault!
: [finally catching on to Selous' plan
] It's a kidnapping! Indiana Jones
: You had this planned all along. Frederick Selous
: Of course. Indiana Jones
: But why drag us into it? Frederick Selous
: I needed you. You're my good luck.
: [to Indy
] Have I mentioned lately I'm sorry I ever met you?
: [their balloon is losing height
] We are too heavy! We must loose some weight! Gen. Jan Christian Smuts
: I suggest diet and exercise.
Gen. Jan Christian Smuts
: [roasting a large termite
] The secret is toasting it lightly. If it gets too close to the flame, the outside goes black and the center runs out. Remy
: I hate when that happens.
: What's happening in Europe? Is the war over? Indiana Jones
: Germany's still holding most of Belgium. Remy
: [to Indy
] The minute I saw you, I knew you were a lucky kid.
: What I can't figure is, how you got here. I mean what's a Belgian doing riding with General Villa? Remy
: I was a sailor. But I hated the sea. One day we tied up at Villa Cruz, I jumped ship. Then I met Lupe. She was very beautiful. I adored her. We had a little cantina. We were very happy. But the federalists came. They destroyed our cantina. And then they killed my Lupe. But, I joined the revolution. Indiana Jones
: For revenge? Remy
: For that, and for other reasons.
: There is only one rule, Indiana: stay alive.
: What is it, Indiana? Are you sick? Indiana Jones
: Not sick exactly, I just don't think this is my revolution.
: This is not my war. If I have to die, I'll die in my own country. Defending my own home.
: Just think of it as a little hike. Remy
: A hike he says. I'd rather go back in the trenches than go back in that jungle.
: Two promotions in a day. First captain, now a god. You amaze me!
: [leading Indy into Barthelemy's tent
] Congratulations, it's a boy. Indiana Jones
: Oh my God, he brought the kid.
: Damn the French. Don't they know we are fighting on the same side? Indiana Jones
: We'll make do without them.
: I've gone through hell and mutiny on your side and now you're going to pull rank on me?
: It figures I'd find you in bed. What's this slacking off? Remy
: The doctor told you I lost two toes?
: That leaves eight. More than enough to kick your butt up around your ears.
: Who is she? What is she like? Indiana Jones
: She's incredible. Remy
: They all are, what else? Indiana Jones
: Incredible is enough, for the moment. Genevieve
: Too bad that moment doesn't last.
: Have you fallen in love again? Indiana Jones
: No, not exactly. I mean it's not like it was with Vicky. I'm not really in love... Genevieve
: He's in heat!
[they all burst out laughing
: [taking in the Irish countryside
] This is certainly more colorful than Mexico. Remy
: That's for sure!
: How can they hope to win? Sean O'Casey
: They're not looking to win. What they are looking for is a glorious defeat. Remy
: Then they are insane. Sean O'Casey
: Are they? Ireland's always needed their martyrs. A blood sacrifice, that's what they're after.
: First I get clean, then I get drunk. Call me when the shooting starts!