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: It took Grandpa Neville's business a whole year before it finally took off! Adrian Monk
: Not everyone feels the same way you do about Grandpa Neville! For example, I was just thinking about how fun it would be to dig up his body and poke it with a bi-i-ig stick.
[They don't see Linda Fusco enter
] Linda Fusco
: Who's Grandpa Neville? And why are we poking him with a stick?
Lt. Randall Disher
: The sign said that you were the number one realtor in Northern California. Linda Fusco
] Tell me something I don't know. Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
] The elephant's the only mammal that can't jump. Linda Fusco
] Pardon me? Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
: You said tell you something you don't know, and I told you that the only mammal who can't jump is your elephant.
[Natalie, Stottlemeyer, and Disher finally locate Monk in the sea
] Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
: Hey, there he is! There's Monk! Twenty degrees to port. Lt. Randall Disher
: What's that next to him, is it a life preserver? Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
: Nah, it looks like a toilet seat. Linda Fusco
: Well, if it's floating, why doesn't he just grab it? Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
, Lt. Randall Disher
, Natalie Teeger
: What does a girl to do to get a little attention from you? Kill someone?
] said that he would set me up and frame me for the murder if I didn't sleep with him. Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
] Adrian Monk wanted to sleep with you?
[He knows that Monk would never do such a thing, unless of course he was on medicine