The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: "Woof! That's right, I said woof!"
: I ate one of Chuckie's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy.
: Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here. Eliza
: Oh, I'm so sorry. Spike
: You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me? Eliza
: Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious! Eliza
: Spike, this isn't your regular housecat. Spike
: They all twitch their whiskers one whisker at a time, just like you and me.
: I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch!
: Well, Eliza, as dog as my witness, I will never lose my babies again!