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: [Losing patience with the adults incessantly talking about the "Dummi Bears" throughout dinner
] What is WRONG with you people? Don't you have any *real* lives outside of this mindless cartoon? Betty DeVille
: Well, really! I thought you'd like to hear from some of your fans! Paul Gatsby
: Well, I *don't*! Chas Finster
: How could the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?
: Gosh, after Happy Bear almost got caught by the taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days! Paul Gatsby
: Mr. Finster, have you talked to a psychiatrist about this? Chas Finster
: Oh, he didn't understand.
: Oh look, Boris, your play made the front page! "Synagogue Seniors Stage Meaning of Chanukah." Grandpa Boris
: [looks at newspaper
] Wonderful! They took my picture for this. Oy gevalt! They used Shlomo's picture instead of mine! Chas Finster
: What's a "Shlomo?" Didi Pickles
: He's an old friend of Boris from his school days back in Russia. Grandpa Boris
: What friend? Ever since we were young, he always tried to outdo me. I caught a smelt, he caught a sturgeon. I caught a cold, he caught the pneumonia. I start a family, he starts his "fancy-shmancy" business.
: I am sorry about Fifi. I did not realize she would affect your allergies. Chas Finster
: That's okay, my immune system should kick in, in a few years.
: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
: [after babies have soiled themselves following the Dads' overfeeding
] Okay, Men. We've done it before... Just not all at once. I'll get the wipes. Chas Finster
: I'll get the diapers! Howard DeVille
: I'll get the rubber gloves! Chas Finster
: [Before leaving
] Uh... Way to go kids!
: I can't believe Didi's baby brother is getting married. I mean it seems like only yesterday, he was running around in shorts screaming. Stu Pickles
: That was yesterday, Chaz. Remember the bachelor party? Chaz Finster
: Oh yeah.