Angelica C. Pickles
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Angelica C. Pickles (Character)
from "Rugrats" (1990)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"Rugrats: Dummi Bear Dinner Disaster/Twins Pique (#3.1)" (1993)
Angelica Pickles: [after Phil and Lil try out Chuckie and Angelica's personalities] So you decided to learn from the master?
Lil DeVille: Back off, Pigtails!
[pushes past her to get to toybox]

Lil DeVille: [struggles to open Howard's drawer to get the calculator] Angelica, Help me open this drawer!
Angelica Pickles: Wait a minute! I've been taking orders from you *all* day! Give me *one* good reason why I should do what you say?
Lil DeVille: [climbs down onto chair, Angelica is in fear] You know, Angelica; I kinda see what you mean;
Angelica Pickles: You do?
Lil DeVille: Sure. After all, you're a *great* big kid and I'm just a baby.
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, That's right!
Lil DeVille: I mean, why should a big kid like you listen to a little kid like me?
Angelica Pickles: Yeah! Why I should I?
Lil DeVille: [screams] BECAUSE I SAID SO!
[Angelica falls backward]

Lil DeVille: [the babies make it back to the Pickles' yard, Lil has the calculator in hand and opens Spike's doggy door to let Tommy through. The door hits Tommy, Lil breaks character to help him up] Oh, Sorry.
Angelica Pickles: And just what are *you* doing?
Lil DeVille: I'm helping Tommy up.
Angelica Pickles: [Incredulous] Helping Tommy up?
Lil DeVille: [realises she's meant to be acting like Angelica] Oh, I see what you mean!
[kicks Tommy in his bottom]
Lil DeVille: Now let's go!

Angelica Pickles: Look, I get what you're doing, Lil. But *Nobody* talks to *ME* like that!
Lil DeVille: Nobody... Until Now!
[Pushes Angelica to the floor]
Angelica Pickles: [dazed] There's a first time for everything, I guess.

Angelica Pickles: [after a green glob of food falls from the door frame onto her] Daddy!

Tommy Pickles: [Angelica comes over to the play pen wearing a Dummi Bear costume] Angelica is that you in there?
Angelica Pickles: [sarcastically] Gee no, Tommy, it's a real life Dummi Bear from Dummi Bear Land.
Chuckie Finster: Phew, for a second I thought that really was Angelica.
Angelica Pickles: Of course it's me you babies!

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
Angelica: The Finster kid wanted the princess for a mommy... and face it lady, you're no princess!

Dil Pickles: [after wetting himself] Oui, oui!
Angelica: He's speaking French already.

Angelica: [smugly] I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means "speak French."
Susie Carmichael: [in perfect French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.

Angelica: [pushing way towards wedding cake] Hey lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?

Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found this in our crib.
[holds up the decapitated head of their rocking horse]
Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.
Phil DeVille: So THAT'S where I left 'em.

Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
Dil Pickles: Binky!
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?
Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.

"Rugrats: Chanukah (#4.1)" (1996)
Angelica: Chanukah is that special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.

Angelica: Yecch! Topatoes? What kind of bobo-head makes pancakes out of topatoes?
[Angelica throws the latke on the floor. A man in a dreidel costume carrying a box of donuts slips on it, spins around and falls down. An old man walks by and looks at the dreidel; the gimmel side is up]
Old Man: I win!
[takes the entire box of donuts]

Angelica: Me and Cynthia got some catch up to do.

Lil: [Angelica is on top of a human pyramid formed by the babies to watch TV, Lil is bearing her weight] Careful Angelica, that's my soft spot!
Angelica: Your whole *head* is a soft spot!

The Rugrats: All Growed Up (2001) (TV)
Angelica: You are such Pre-teens!

Samantha: Everybody's dressing retro for the concert. I'm borrowing my mom's faux fur mini. What are you wearing?
Angelica: My mom's lime green power suit.
Samantha: Eww! That's not retro, that's sad!

[Stu walks in wearing disco clothes]
Dil: I don't remember you wearing that Daddy.
Angelica: That's because someone dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
Phil: Dil's fine. We only dropped him once.

Angelica: You see, Samantha told Natalie, who told Ashley, who told Madison, who told her cousin in Holland, to say I have that same exact necklace as Emica, and the cousin sent a chain e-mail to all her friends!

"Rugrats: Grandpa Moves Out/The Legend of Satchmo (#3.4)" (1993)
Tommy: Where's Chuckie?
Phil: Maybe he went to look for Satchmo!
Angelica: Chuckie's scared of the guy on the oatmeal box. Why would he want to look for Satchmo?

Angelica: We couldn't sleep 'cause of the Satchmo.
Stu: Satchmo? The trumpet player?
Angelica: No, the monster.

Stu: [after Lou convinces him to join him and the kids camping in the yard] You know; it's kind of exciting out here in the middle of nature. It's almost kind of *primal*. For the first time, I'm experiencing the real Stu Pickles.
Angelica: [Weary] Uncle Stu?
Stu: What is it, Angelica? Out here I feel we can *really* communicate!
Angelica: Go to sleep.

"Rugrats: Word of the Day/Jonathan Babysits (#5.4)" (1997)
Angelica: [Drinks the coffee Phil and Lil gave her and spits it back out] This coffee tastes like mud!
Phil: It is mud.

[from 'The Word of the Day']
Miss Carol: Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?
Angelica: She thinks, um, we're all little...
[Angelica mutters as her parents try to make her not say the bad word]
Miss Carol: [loses it in anger] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: *what does Miss Carol think of her kids*?
Angelica: [inhales, shouts] She think we're all little...
[the last word is blocked from Charlotte's terrified scream]
Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: [blocks his eyes in shock] Oh, no!
[from TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu go shocked]
Miss Carol: That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!
Angelica: But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!
Miss Carol: [hysterically, throws the microphone] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again!
[laughs evilly]
Miss Carol: *You're all little*...
[scene cuts to a screen of a test pattern as two camera workers go alarmed and look at each other]
Angelica: See? See? She did say it!

[from 'The Word of the Day']
Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: So, Angelica, since your fun phrase has a bad word in it, it would make mommy and me happy if you just didn't say it anymore.
Angelica: But which word is the bad word, daddy?
Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: Well, it's - I mean, it's the w - Look, maybe it would be best if you didn't say any of those words anymore, Angelica.
Angelica: Is it 'we're'?
Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: Angelica!
Angelica: Is it 'all'?
Charlotte Pickles: [sternly] Angelica, you are not to say that word again!
Angelica: Is it 'little'?
Andrew 'Drew' Pickles: [goes furious] Angelica! If you say that word one more time, we are not going to take you to be on Miss Carol's show!
Angelica: [gasps] Oh! You mean it's...
[scene cuts to a man doing construction work near her house as Charlotte screams in fright, Angelica cries in her room on the next scene]
Angelica: And now I can't be on the show! And I don't even know what that word means!
[she hugs Cynthia and cries again]

"Rugrats: Incredible Shrinking Babies/Miss Manners (#6.29)" (2000)
Angelica Pickles: Yuck! Don't you got anything good?
Waiter: [Drops Posh accent and adopts an East Coast One] Hey, Joe! Break out the Pizza Squares!

Angelica Pickles: [after the babies make a mess] My Pony!
Charlotte Pickles: My Promotion!

Angelica Pickles: [after catching the babies scoffing the food without manners] You're lucky nobody saw that but me.

"Rugrats: Cuffed/The Blizzard (#3.12)" (1993)
Angelica: When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce.

Angelica: Look out! The Abdominal Snowman! He lives here, you know.

Angelica: What kind of bozo would not put the key in the package?
Chuckie Finster: I didn't know Bozo worked at the handcuff factory!
Angelica: Do me a favor; just keep quiet for a while!

"Rugrats: Under Chuckie's Bed/Chuckie Is Rich (#3.16)" (1994)
Monster Voice: [in Angelica's story she's telling to scare Chuckie] Knock, knock!
Barnaby Jones: Uh, who's there?
Monster Voice: Boo!
Barnaby Jones: Boo who?
Monster Voice: What're you crying about? I've got cake and ice cream down here!
Barnaby Jones: Cake and ice cream, oh boy!
[the monster grabs his ankles and starts to drag him under the bed]
Barnaby Jones: Oh no!
[screams in terror as the monster eats him and belches afterwards]
Angelica Pickles: [finishing the story] And they never saw little Barnaby Jones again, so remember there's only one place you can hide, under the covers, and sometimes the monsters can even get you there!

Angelica Pickles: [singing] Chuckie's gonna get eated,eated, eated, Chucke's gonna get eated cuz there's a monster under his bed!
Tommy Pickles: Ah don't listen to her Chuckie!
Lil DeVille: Yeah she's a terrible singer

"Rugrats: Angelica's in Love/Ice Cream Mountain (#2.5)" (1992)
Angelica: It has to be something really dangerous. After all, I am playing the most dangerous game of all.
Chuckie: Musical chairs?
Angelica: No, dummy! Love!

Angelica: I'll never fall in love again! At least not until the first grade.

"Rugrats: Give and Take/The Gold Rush (#3.10)" (1993)
[Chuckie happily deflated a blow-up clown]
Chuckie: He's gone! He's gone! He's gone! He's gone!
Angelica: Yup, flat as a cat on the highway.

Angelica: [Angelica tries to divide the Babies] Ok, Let's Pretend this nickel's a pie.
Phil DeVille: What flavor?
Angelica: What difference does it make?
Lil DeVille: What do you mean there's no difference? There's a big difference between a chocolate pie and an apple pie!
Angelica: Okay, it's an apple pie.
Phil DeVille: Ew, I hate apple pie!
Angelica: Fine, it's a chocolate pie.
Lil DeVille: Blech!
Angelica: [losing patience] Will you two put a lid on it?

"Rugrats: The Seven Voyages of Cynthia/My Friend Barney (#2.20)" (1993)
Tommy: [after he and Chuckie lost Cynthia] Angelica, we got something to tell ya'. Um, it's about Cynthia.
Angelica: [pleading] Oh, Tommy, do you know where she is?
[suddenly violent]
Angelica: 'Cause when I find out who took her, I'll mash 'em and crash 'em and smash 'em into a million zillion blobs of applesauce!
Angelica: Now, what did you want to tell me?
Tommy: [gulp] Um... nothing.

Angelica: [Speaking in a deep distorted voice from Spike's point of view] Gooble geeble goo, waffle weeble husband
[Spike turns away and whines]
Angelica: [suddenly angry] Wadda weebie wubbie! Don't dum dack you dinky dog!
[shoves him through the fence]

"Rugrats: Angelica's Worst Nightmare/The Mega Diaper Babies (#3.21)" (1994)
Angelica Pickles: [approaching her baby brother in her dream] So you're the new baby, huh?
New Baby: [in baby talk] A gaga ga ga
[suddenly talking in a deep voice reminiscent of a gangster]
New Baby: That's right I'm the new baby, I'm the new baby and you're the old baby see, and you'd better get something straight right off the bat
[grabbing her by the front of her jumper]
New Baby: there ain't room in the house for the both of us!
Angelica Pickles: [runs away screaming in terror] Mommy!, mommy!
Charlotte Pickles: What's wrong honey?
Angelica Pickles: The new baby, it talked to me, it said mean things to me!
Charlotte Pickles: Oh that's ridiculous you know babies can't talk
Drew Pickles: Charlotte you're right it'll be perfect for the new baby
Charlotte Pickles: Oh by the way we're moving the new baby into your room and giving him all your toys!

New Baby: [approaches the closet Angelica is sleeping in while licking a lollipop] Hey what are you doing here sister, I thought I told you to scram!
[notices the cheese Charlotte had given her, talking in a high pitched voice]
New Baby: Ooh num num!
[eats the cheese and loudly belches]
New Baby: I warned you to get out but you wouldn't listen, now I'm going to have to teach you a lesson!
[reaches for her]
Angelica Pickles: [frightened] Get back!, get away from me!
New Baby: You had your chance!
[Angelica runs away screaming in terror and hides in a closet]
New Baby: Where's my big sister come out, come out where ever you are
[opens the closet]
New Baby: Aha!
[reaches for her and she runs away]
Angelica Pickles: [runs into the basement into her toy mobile car] Gotta get out!, gotta get out!
[takes out a toy key and starts the engine]
Angelica Pickles: Come on, come on!
[drives away]
Angelica Pickles: I made, I made it, I...
[notices the baby has grown giant sized]
New Baby: [Angelica screams in horror] Where do you think you're going sister?
[picks up the car with her inside]
New Baby: Hmm I wonder what a toy car would taste like?
Angelica Pickles: [pleading with him] No please, I'm your big sister!
New Baby: Well now you're num num!
[eats her]

Rugrats Go Wild (2003)
Debbie Thornberry: [suspiciously] You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".
Angelica Pickles: Well, see, a TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
Debbie Thornberry: [after a long pause] Cool!

Angelica Pickles: [Debbie and Angelica are chilling out on the beach, eating Oreo-type biscuits] These are much better than the cookies we got back at the grass hut, and I don't have to share with no dumb babies!
[realising she almost blew her cover]
Angelica Pickles: Uh, I mean, dumb baby savages!
Debbie Thornberry: [raising her sunglasses up] Tell me about it! I have to share with a pigtailed weirdo, a jungle freak, and a monkey in a tank top!
[Debbie drinks her soda, finished it and belches, then hands her empty glass to Angelica]
Debbie Thornberry: Uh, refill?
Angelica Pickles: Why do I have to get it?
Debbie Thornberry: You said you wanted to learn how to be bossy, right? This is how you learn. Extra ice, two straws.
[Angelica runs up to the Comvee to refill Debbie's drink]
Debbie Thornberry: [to herself] I would trade the monkey for her any day!

"Rugrats: Touchdown Tommy/The Trial (#1.11)" (1992)
Angelica Pickles: [coming out of nowhere with a blankie, sounding sleepy] Wh-what happened? I was taking my nap and I heard a loud sound.
Didi Pickles: Oh, honey, one of the babies broke the lamp Uncle Stu made for Tommy.
Angelica Pickles: Aww, Mr. Fluffle-Luffles?
Didi Pickles: I'm afraid so, honey.

Didi Pickles: [overhearing everything with Betty] ANGELICA!
Angelica Pickles: Oops. I didn't do it! I DIDN'T DO IT!
Betty DeVille: We heard the whole thing Angelica!
Didi Pickles: So YOU broke the lamp young lady! Well you can just sit in the kitchen with us until your father gets back.

"Rugrats: Driving Miss Angelica/Susie vs. Angelica (#2.25)" (1993)
Chuckie: [after asking Chuckie why he allowed them to be locked in the closet] But Ms. Angelica you told me to come in here
Angelica: So what? If I told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
Chuckie: Probably

Angelica: [Angelica flies off the swing-set, landing face first on the ground] I did it! I did it! I jumped off the swing-set farther than you! All I gotta do is beat you about fifty more times and...
[is dazed]
Angelica: Oh, gee... what pretty colors!

"All Grown Up!: Brother, Can You Spare the Time (#1.9)" (2004)
[Angelica is teaching Chuckie to lie]
Angelica: Plant your feet firmly, look me in the eye, now lose your concience. Ok, here comes an example: You're smart, you'll get it!
Chucky: Thanks!
Angelica: Don't. That was the example.

Angelica: [Kimi and the others consult Angelica in order to help Chuckie lie in order to throw Tommy off the scent of the surprise party] Teach HIM to lie? Do you not realize that the art of lying is a *gift*? Something you're *born* with? Like my perfect nose!
Susie: Mmhmm... There's a good lie right there
Harold: Angelica *does* have a genius for it; I still believe her every tine she says she'll onl take a sip of my smoothie!

"Rugrats: I Remember Melville/No More Cookies (#3.24)" (1994)
Angelica Pickles: [flashback about cookies] I learned all the different varieties. Chocolate chip! Oatmeal! Gingerbread!
[flashback ends]
Angelica Pickles: Each one delicious, special in it's own way. So you see, Tommy, cookies made me who I am.

Tommy Pickles: [Angelica starts eating cookies that fell into a bucket of suds] But, Angelica! Those cookies are all soapy!
Angelica Pickles: I don't care!
[keeps eating, then groans]
Angelica Pickles: Ugh... Tommy? Come closer... closer...
Tommy Pickles: Yeah?
Angelica Pickles: [screams] Never, ever, ever let me eat cookies again!

"Rugrats: Mommy's Little Assets/Chuckie's Wonderful Life (#3.17)" (1994)
Drew: Where's your mother?
Angelica: She's in the shower. She says she has to wash away the stench of failure.
Drew: Uh-oh...

Angelica: [in Chuckie's vision a skinny and emaciated Tommy wearing tattered clothes approaches a morbidly obese Angelica who's taken over his house] I thought I told you to stay out of my sight!
Tommy Pickles: Angelica could I have just one little crumb of cookie even if it's already been in your mouth please?
Angelica: Sorry Tommy no can do, if I started giving you crumbs pretty soon I'd have to give them to everyone
[starts to eat another cookie but drops it]
Angelica: and come to think of it I'll take that rattle too!
[snatches it from him and throws it into a pile of toys]
Chuckie Finster: No Tommy no, don't let her do it, stand up for yourself!
[reaches for Tommy but his hand passes through him]
Chuckie Finster: I don't get it Tommy never lets Angelica push him around!
Chuckie's Angel: The only reason he's so brave is that he has you around to back him up.
Chuckie Finster: Me?, but I always get a-scared!
Chuckie's Angel: [they look on as Angelica continues to stuff her face] It doesn't matter having a friend like you gives Tommy the guts to stand up to bullies like Angelica, without you he's just another broken down baby bumming cookie crumbs
[Tommy eats the cookie Angelica dropped earlier]

"Rugrats: When Wishes Come True/Angelica Breaks a Leg (#3.7)" (1993)
[in the kitchen, Stu stirs a pot over the stove - Didi enters]
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
Angelica: [watching TV in a queen bed] Ah ha ha ha ha!
Stu: [walks in with Didi] Here's your pudding, Angelica.
[hands her the bowl]
Angelica: Oh that's okay Uncle Stu, I'm not hungry anymore.
Stu: [camera cut to outside the house] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Bob the X-Ray tech: [Angelica is hoisted up on a table] Hi, I'm Bob. I'll be your X-Ray Technician.
Angelica: What are you gonna do?
Bob the X-Ray tech: I'm going to take pictures of your insides. Say cheese!
Bob the X-Ray tech: [a powerful X-ray beam shoots Angelica, showing her as a skeleton] It's kind of strange at first, but after a while, you get to like it.
[a beam shoots revealing Bob's skeleton]

The Rugrats Movie (1998)
Angelica Pickles: You know, not all dogs go to heaven.

[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]
Angelica Pickles: They've taken Cynthia spike, come on, your gonna be my Butthound.

"Rugrats: Rebel Without a Teddy Bear/Angelica the Magnificent (#2.17)" (1993)
Angelica Pickles: [after failing to make a ball disappear] Huh! You don't know the first thing about *magic*!
Chuckie Finster: What did she mean? What's the first thing about magic?
Tommy Pickles: I don't know.
Phil DeVille: Hmm... Guess Angelica was right.

Angelica Pickles: [Frustrated] You stupid little ball! Why won't you disappear?
Drew Pickles: Is anything wrong, sweetness?
Angelica Pickles: It won't... disappear!
Drew Pickles: Maybe you need to sprinkle a little fairy dust on it,, peanut nose.
Angelica Pickles: Maybe I should grind the stupid *ball* into fairy dust!

"Rugrats: America's Wackiest Home Movies/The 'Lympics (#4.6)" (1997)
Angelica: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeVille.

"Rugrats: A Dose of Dil/Famous Babies (#6.30)" (2000)
Angelica Pickles: [Lil, pretending to be a garage attendant buffs Angelica's pedal car with her dress] You missed a spot!
Lil DeVille: [spits shines car and rubs with dress] Out, Out, Darn spot!

"Rugrats: Radio Daze/Pyscho Angelica (#4.5)" (1997)
Lil DeVille: [about Tommy in the "Masked Detective fantasy"] He looks so cute sleeping like a baby.
Angelica Pickles: He *is* a baby!

"Rugrats: Finsterella (#7.4)" (2001)
Angelica Pickles, Kimi Finster: [Chuckie has a dream that he is Finsterella and Angelica and Kimi are his stepsisters] Finsterella!
Chuckie Finster: Coming, Awful step-in Sisters!
[Chuckie runs into their bedroom]
Angelica Pickles: We're hungry and want our breakfast!
Kimi Finster: [Bouncing in her crib] Yeah, Brefast!
Chuckie Finster: Ok... What would you like?
Angelica Pickles: I want... Cookies and Cake and Jellybeans with Ice Cream and Chocolate Syrup and cherries and sprinkles, of course!
Kimi Finster: [still bouncing] I wants what's she's having!
Chuckie Finster: Gosh, I hope I can 'member all that... Uh let's see... That was beans and cherries and uh, cookies with syrup...
Angelica Pickles: And Finsterella... After you make breakfast, don't forget to scrub the floors, brush Cynthia's hair and wash all of my clothes!
Kimi Finster: [lands in laundry basket after jumping from crib] Yeah, Wash our clotheses!
[throws one of her diapers at Chuckie]
Chuckie Finster: Yes, Awful step-in sisters. Oooh. Phew!
[pulls diaper from face]

"Rugrats: Cradle Attraction/Moving Away (#3.25)" (1994)
Angelica Pickles: [When they hug her after learning she won't be moving away] What's the matter with you dumb babies? Are your diapers on too tight?

"Rugrats: Dil Saver/Cooking with Phil & Lil/Piece of Cake (#7.2)" (2001)
Angelica C. Pickles: I am wonderful aren't I? And lets face it I am definitely talented... JAZZ HANDS.

"Rugrats: No Bones About It/Beach Blanket Babies (#2.9)" (1992)
Chuckie: Great, we look silly, we feel sticky, and we smell like a coconut cream pie.
Angelica: [comes running up] Look at me look at me!
[runs off]
Tommy: "Well at least we don't look like *that*...

"Rugrats: The Santa Experience (#2.14)" (1992)
Angelica: It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long, long time ago. After that, everybody started giving presents... even the Easter Bunny started giving them 'til Santa slapped him with a lawsuit.

"Rugrats: Planting Dil/The Joke's on You (#6.25)" (1999)
Angelica Pickles: [after seeing Drew prank Stu] It's gonna be lots of fun staying at your house Uncle Sucker... I mean, Uncle Stu!

A Rugrats Vacation (1997) (V)
Angelica: A "bacation" is when you can do "ezzactly" what you want all the time.
Chuckie: I guess that means Angelica is *always* on bacation.

"Rugrats: King Ten Pin/Runaway Angelica (#2.23)" (1993)
Angelica: You Babies are so dumb, I'm suprised you even know which end of the bottle to suck!

"Rugrats: Fluffy vs. Spike/Reptar's Revenge (#1.12)" (1992)
Angelica Pickles: [Teaching the babies to play "Simon Says" for her own gains] Okay the first thing you gotta do is... Poke yourself in the eye!
Tommy Pickles: No!
Angelica Pickles: Do it!
Tommy Pickles: No!
Angelica Pickles: Do it!
[Tommy, scared complies, as do The Twins and Angelica giggles at the results]
Angelica Pickles: *I* didn't say "Simon Says"! *Now* Simon Says poke yourself in the eye
[laughs evilly]

"All Grown Up!: It's Cupid, Stupid (#1.8)" (2004)
Sean: Hey, Angelica, do you know if...
Angelica: Would I like to dance? I'd LOVE to!
[grabs his hand]
Sean: But I don't wanna...
Angelica: [Fierce] Dance!
Sean: [relents cooly] Okay.
[Dances with her]

"Rugrats: Tricycle Thief/Rhinoceritis! (#3.3)" (1993)
Angelica Pickles: Yep, I guess I'm the best doctor in the whole world.
Chuckie Finster: I don't know. Your dad seemed kinda mad.
Angelica Pickles: That's 'cause he's threatened by working women!

"Rugrats: In the Dreamtime/The Unfair Pair (#3.18)" (1994)
Charlotte Pickles: [Charlotte and Betty are discussing sweaters] I'm afraid I'm just stuck in the past. My favourite's always going to be Angora.
Angelica Pickles: [to herself] Who's Angora?

"Rugrats: Princess Angelica/The Odd Couple (#3.14)" (1993)
Lil DeVille: [Before The Princess and the Pea test] I can feel it when Phil pees through a whole bunch of blankets; does that makes me a princess?
Angelica Pickles: No, That just makes you both... *disgusting*.

"Rugrats: The Family Tree: Part 1 (#5.12)" (1998)
Angelica: [to Tommy] Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me.

"Rugrats: Chuckie's First Haircut/Cool Hand Angelica (#3.2)" (1993)
Madge: [holds up Angelica's Popsicle stick art project] And what do you call this little girl?
Angelica Pickles: [thinks for a moment] It's... a present for my daddy, actually, um, what I was trying to do was... I thought
Madge: What we got here is a failure to communicate
[spots Cynthia and takes her from Angelica]
Madge: and who is this, your little friend? Did she help you build this... this thing?
Angelica Pickles: Hey give me back Cynthia!
Madge: You'll get her back, when you can prove you can handle Popsicle sticks like a real camper
[shows Angelica her hand which is made from Popsicle sticks]
Angelica Pickles: Auggggh!
[runs away screaming in terror]
Madge: I don't get it
[pulls back her sleeve to reveal her real hand]
Madge: kids usually love that joke

"All Grown Up!: Lucky 13 (#2.8)" (2004)
Susie: [In dream sequence] Did you just break up with Sean?
Angelica: Teenager means never having to explain.

"Rugrats: Chuckerfly/Angelica's Twin (#6.2)" (1998)
Angelica: Only some of us stay beautiful unless you go and get elastic perjury.

"All Grown Up!: Truth or Consequences (#1.5)" (2003)
Angelica: How can I be loved by millions if I play an evil alien? I wanna play a nice alien! NICE! Now get that through your thick skull, or I'm walkin'!
Tommy: You're right, what was I thinking, casting you as the evil villain?
Angelica: That better not be sarcasm.

"Rugrats: Toy Palace/Sand Ho (#2.1)" (1992)
Angelica Pickles: [as a pirate, invading the babies' ship] Prepare to be bored!
Phil DeVille: Oh, no! Looks like She's gonna bore us!
Angelica Pickles: Aiiieee!
[swings over, missing the ship completely and lands in the water]

"Rugrats: At the Movies/Slumber Party (#1.3)" (1991)
Angelica: [episode: "Slumber Party"] If you have to ask, you'll never know.

"Rugrats: Aunt Miriam/The Inside Story (#2.12)" (1992)
Angelica: [about Grandpa's Cousin] She's not just my aunt; she's my great-aunt once removed!
Grandpa Lou Pickles: If she can be removed once, then...