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: Mother, you just call Max 'Max' and Max, you call mother 'mother'.
[they all sit down on a couch
] Maxwell Smart
: Right, 99. 99's Mother
: 99? 99
: Oh, eh, Max and I have pet names for each other, heh, sometimes he calls me '99' and sometimes I call him '86'. 99's Mother
: Isn't that cute. You can call me '38' if it isn't taken. Maxwell Smart
: No, no. No it isn't.
: Did you have a nice chat with your shoe? Maxwell Smart
: Eh, yes well, I can explain that, mother... 99's Mother
: Oh, don't bother, my husband used to always talk to his suspenders. Maxwell Smart
: He did? 99's Mother
: Sometimes he'd talk to his belt. He was a very strange man but a good provider.
: [about Max
] Eh, is he really in the greeting card business? 99
: Why yes of course, why do you ask? 99's Mother
: Oh, I don't know. Your father always used to always say he was in the greeting card business. 99
: And wasn't he? 99's Mother
: Didn't you know? Your father was a spy.
: We want ze formula! 99's Mother
: What formula? Stroheim
: The formula given to you by your husband in Greece. 99's Mother
: Greece? Oh, now I know who you have me mixed up with: Jacqueline Kennedy.
: [99 is untying her mother from a rack
] Why are those men fighting with Max? Agent 99
: Oh, eh, they're from a rival greeting card company. 99's Mother
: I had no idea the competition was so fierce in the greeting card company.
] He's not gonna show up, he doesn't want to marry me. Chief
: Don't say that, 99, he'll be here, he must have stopped of for something on the way. 99's Mother
: Of course darling, he probably stopped of at a bar for a drink. 99
: At 10.30 in the morning? 99's Mother
: Bums drink at any hour.
: The guests are starting to ask questions. 99
: Have they all arrived? 99's Mother
: Everyone except the bum. 99
: Well Chief, I guess you'd better go downstairs and tell them that the wedding is off. Chief
: Let's give the bum another few minutes... I mean Max.
: Nice to see you again, Mr. Clark. Chief
: Thank you. This is Mr. Larabee, he's a buyer from out-of-town. 99's Mother
: Oh really, what town? Larabee
: I don't know, yet.