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Grace Van Owen (Character)
from "L.A. Law" (1986)
- L.A. Law: The Movie (2002) (TV) Played by Susan Dey (as D.A. Grace Van Owen)
- "L.A. Law"
- Say Goodnight Gracie (1992) TV episode, Played by Susan Dey
- Double Breasted Suit (1992) TV episode, Played by Susan Dey
- Beauty and the Breast (1992) TV episode, Played by Susan Dey
- Silence of the Lambskins (1992) TV episode, Played by Susan Dey
- Love in Bloom (1992) TV episode, Played by Susan Dey
Grace Van Owen: [the trial about stolen bull semen] Now, Professor L'Hommedieu, could you please describe for the court the manner in which these sperm samples are collected?
Prof. Philip L'Hommedieu: Well, the first of the two methods is electro-ejaculation. However that's rather an aversive experience for the animal, and the far more common technique is to...
Defense Attorney: [Interrupting] Objection to the question, your honor. and I renew my objection as to the admissibility of Professor L'Hommedieu's testimony in general. What's at issue here is whether my client stole it and how much it was worth. The manner in which the bull expresses himself is of no relevance whatsoever.
Prof. Philip L'Hommedieu: Tell that to the bull.
Grace Van Owen: Your honor, it's imperative that the jury understands the intricate process involved here.
Defense Attorney: Come on, we all know how it works.
Grace Van Owen: It's not that simple, judge. They don't just send the bull behind the hayloft with a magazine and a baggie.
Judge Sidney Schroeder: Ms. Van Owen...
Grace Van Owen: It is a protracted and expensive process, your honor. One which the dairy industry takes very seriously.
Judge Sidney Schroeder: Look, I'll let him briefly describe it, but keep it short.
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