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Stuart Markowitz (Character)
from "L.A. Law" (1986)
- L.A. Law: The Movie (2002) (TV) Played by Michael Tucker
- "L.A. Law"
- Finish Line (1994) TV episode, Played by Michael Tucker
- Whistle Stop (1994) TV episode, Played by Michael Tucker
- How Am I Driving? (1994) TV episode, Played by Michael Tucker
- Tunnel of Love (1994) TV episode, Played by Michael Tucker
- Dead Issue (1994) TV episode, Played by Michael Tucker
- Mickey's 60th Birthday (1988) (TV) Played by Michael Tucker
... aka "Mickey's 60th Birthday Anniversary Shorts Programme" - USA (video title)
Stuart Markowitz: [while cutting into a potato after roasting it over an open fire] Ugh! Ann, the middle is all raw. I knew we should have bought that butane stove.
Ann Kelsey: [voice-over] Eat some more trail mix.
Stuart Markowitz: I'm sick of trail mix.
Ann Kelsey: Well, if you hadn't broken all the eggs when you tumbled over...
Stuart Markowitz: Yeah, like that was really my fault.
Ann Kelsey: I don't want to fight anymore. Could you throw some toilet paper over here?
Stuart Markowitz: Sure. Where'd you pack it?
Ann Kelsey: I didn't pack it. You did.
Stuart Markowitz: No, I thought you did.
Ann Kelsey: Oh, swell! You brought ever damn thing in the world out here except the toilet paper! What am I supposed to do?
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