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: [When the guys get to the fort
] That's it? That's the fort you guys have been bragging about? Ralph
: Well... I guess it does need a little work here and there. Cedric
: A *little* work? It needs an architectural firm!
: Well Cedric, those beans ought to hold you till morning. Cedric
: They'll hold me for a month!
: You know, Bert. I think we should have a little talk. Bert
: Talk? Ohhh... Let's ride! Ralph
: What Melissa wants to talk about, Bert is... our private time. Bert
: Our private time? But Ralph, I love our private time! Why I even love our private time when Melissa is with us too! Melissa
] Ohhhh... I meant *our* Private time! Bert
: Oh. Melissa
: Well, you said it yourself; We eat together, we work together, we do everything *together*!
[Bert hangs his head
: You're *never* on your own. Why, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were *afraid* to be by yourself! Bert
: [Offended now
] Afraid? Me, Afraid? *Bert Raccoon*?
: Huh! Afraid to be alone!
: Why, I'm not afraid of anything! I even go to sleep without a nightlight!
: [Cyril accidentally crashes Melissa and Ralph's play, thinking that the real royal family were showing up, Ralph whispers aside to Melissa
] What's going on? Melissa
] I don't know, Ralph. But make like it's part of the play. The show must go on!
: I have the most wonderful news! The royal family is coming to our forest! Ralph
: [playing along
] The royal family? Coming to our forest? How soon do they arrive? Cyril
: Er, um, I don't know. They should be here in a few minutes... unless they stopped for some last minute shopping! Ralph
: What? Er, last minute shopping? Melissa
: They're coming to bestow a special honour on one of our own! It's to be a surprise! Cyril
: You're telling me. Ralph
: Er, what brings you, fair knight, to our forest? Cyril
: I was just in the neighbourhood... I er... I just thought I'd drop by.
[he slips and falls over, causing the audience to laugh
: Me without Cedric is like peanut butter without bananas, campfires without marshmallows... Ralph
: [to Schaeffer
] Bert without a messy room!
: [after learning of Cyril's plans to tear down the forest for his car factory
] This could be the end of the forest as we know it! Melissa
: This could be the end of our way of life! Bert
: hey! This could be the beginning of a brand new career!
: What did I tell you? See, see? I bet that guy has a submachine gun! Ralph
: That's a violin case, Bert. Bert
: But they always put machine guns in violin cases! Everyone knows that!