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Anwar Kharral (Character)
from "Skins" (2007)

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"Skins: Maxxie and Anwar (#1.6)" (2007)
Anwar: Me name Anwar.
Anka: Me name Anka.
Anwar: If only you knew the things I'd love to do to you. Rub my fingers through your hair. Kiss your lips. Kiss your neck. Come on your tits.
Anka: Sounds like fun.

Anwar: You tried to save my life.
Maxxie: Well I am fuckin' drunk.

Chris Miles: What did you do with the drugs man?
Anwar: What, I don't have any.
Chris Miles: Thought you were gonna put them in your turbun?
Anwar: I don't wear a turban Chris.
Chris Miles: I thought you were gonna get one especially?

Anwar: Now what?
Angie: Just walk on!
Anwar: I'm trying to but they just look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist.
Tony Stonem: Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.

Maxxie: What the fuck?
Anwar: What?
Maxxie: Bad mood comfy jim jams?
Anwar: What? You try living with a 45 year old Pakistani woman.

Anwar: Wank or tell group? Wank or tell group?

Sid: Okay so the plan is?
Anwar: We get in, rescue her, get out, Sid's a big hero, Anwar gets his marbles gobbled. Simple.

Anwar: If only you knew the things I'd love to do to you. Rub my fingers through your hair. Kiss your lips. Kiss your neck. Cum on your tits.
Anka: Sounds like fun.
Anwar: You speak English?

Maxxie: It's religion Anwar. It's just stuff. You don't have to believe in it.
Anwar: But where does that leave me? I'm a Muslim boy. I don't get to choose.
Maxxie: But where does that leave us?

Anwar Kharral: Now what?
Angie: Just walk off!
Anwar Kharral: I'm trying, it's just that they look so disappointed when i'm not a terrorist.
Tony Stonem: Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar.
[Everyone stares at him]
Tony Stonem: Very dull, indeed.

"Skins: Sketch (#2.2)" (2008)
Michelle: [Michelle sees Tony with Abigail] What?
Abigail Stock: Princess Leia, right? Jinx! You look so... home made. Doesn't she, Tony? Gloriously quaint.
Tony Stonem: Hi Michelle.
Michelle: You dressed as Luke?... For her?
Tony Stonem: Well... I guess I... Did I?
Michelle: Tony...
[walks away]
Anwar: Do you think either of them has actually seen Star Wars? You reckon they know Luke's her brother?

Anwar: I heard he got his cock out and there's a tattoo on it of Harry Potter, and he started shouting at Sketch "Kiss Harry to make him magic"
Chris Miles: Drama teachers man... what? "Pretend to be a tree" "But I'm not a tree" "Well pretend". Fucking perverts, the lot of 'em.

Sketch: I'm a virgin.
Anwar: Oh... congratulations.

Anwar: You mind if I list a complete filmography of Hugh Grant since 1992... to slow things down? Bitter Moon, Remains of the Day, Sirens, Four Weddings, An Awfully Big Adventure... that one was rubbish... The Englishman Who Came Up a Hill and Went Down a Mountain, Nine Months, Sense and Sensibility, Restoration, Extreme Measures, Notting Hill, Mickey Blues Eyes, Small Time Crooks, Bridget Jones... Bridget Jones! I never get as far as About A Boy.

"Skins: Tony (#1.1)" (2007)
Jal Fazer: No ones gonna touch you with a cock that tiny.
Anwar: C'mon you shouldn't have got it out.
Chris Miles: It was strip poker. Whad'ya expect me to do?
Anwar: You weren't even playing!

Anwar: I can't pee if you're looking... You're looking aren't you?
Everybody: [Sarcastically] No!

"Skins: Tony (#2.6)" (2008)
Anwar Kharral: Dude, I can't believe you're going out with Michelle.
Sid Jenkins: It just kind of happened.
Anwar Kharral: But you're, you know...
Sid Jenkins: What?
Anwar Kharral: Well, you're not exactly...
Sid Jenkins: Not exactly what, exactly?
Anwar Kharral: Not exactly you know. A player, a don, an R Kelly, a baby daddy-
[Sid interrupts]
Sid Jenkins: Alright. I get it.
Anwar Kharral: A smooth criminal, a President of the USA, a Buddha Buddha Buddha cheese Buddha.
Sid Jenkins: Ok Anwar!

"Skins: Cassie (#1.2)" (2007)
Anwar Kharral: I'm praying to my God here, Cass.
Cassie Ainsworth: Oh... wow... can he hear you?
Anwar Kharral: I hope not, otherwise he'll know about all those pills I nicked last night.

"Skins: Tony and Maxxie (#2.1)" (2008)
[boys watching, surprised, at Jal and a man grind dancing]
Anwar: Well fuck me senseless!
Chris Miles: Whoaaa!
[pause... ]
Maxxie: Yeah... He's hot!

"Skins: Jal (#1.3)" (2007)
[All the guys at the table are staring at Jal's breasts]
Jal Fazer: [to Maxxie] You're gay!
Maxxie Oliver: Yeah... I mean, yeah.
Jal Fazer: You're supposed to respect womens' bodies, Muslim boy!
Anwar Kharral: I'm respecting. Believe me, I'm respecting.

"Skins: Finale (#1.9)" (2007)
Anwar Kharral: I have had the best birthday present ever!
Maxxie Oliver: 'Cause you're back with your best mate yeah?
Anwar Kharral: No stupid I've pulled!

"Skins: Sid (#1.5)" (2007)
Maxxie: Go on. Give her one. That would be so bad.
Anwar: I bet she bangs like a ferret on acid.