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Chris Miles (Character)
from "Skins" (2007)

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"Skins: Chris (#2.5)" (2008)
Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before... try and keep that feeling, because... if it goes... you'll never get it back
Chris Miles: What happens then?
Cassie: You lay waste to the world... and everything in it.

Chris Miles: [to Jal] I was perfectly happy killing myself but then you asked me to try, and for the first time in my life it felt like someone actually gave a shit, and that person was worth trying for.

Jal Fazer: Chris, what's wrong?
Chris Miles: The sky is blue and the grass is green... everything's cool.
Jal Fazer: What pills do you take?
Chris Miles: Everything. I stick the packets on my wall.
Jal Fazer: What pills?
Chris Miles: Ssshhh it's a secret. No one knows. And don't tell Jal cause if you tell Jal she won't move in with me anymore.
Jal Fazer: I'm pregnant. I'm about to have a baby. Or I might have to... I want...

Chris Miles: I don't know what I'm meant to say. I was perfectly happy killing myself, but then you asked me to try. And for the first time in my life it felt like someone actually gave a shit, and that that person was worth trying for. And... and now... I'd make the world record biggest sandwich if you asked me to. I'd kick old grannies in the tits. I'd fill the rivers with Panda Pops. I fucked up big time. I'm more than sorry. I love you Jal. You're my whole world.

Cassie Ainsworth: Do you know what hurts the most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling. Because, it it goes... you'll never get it back.
Chris Miles: What happens then?
Cassie Ainsworth: Then you lay waste to the world. And everything in it.


"Skins: Michelle (#1.7)" (2007)
Maxxie: It's all my fault. I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it because I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays, so I got upset, and Tony said he'd give me head, to cheer me up, you know. And I didn't mean anything, but I lost my head... and then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia. And I'm really really sorry for being a slut, okay?
Angie: Right. Well, if anyone else wants to get something off their chest...
Chris: [standing up] I'm in love with...
Angie: SIT down, Chris!

Chris Miles: Sidney, do you want to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of "the OC" in here.

Chris Miles: [sees Tony beat up on both sides of his face] Oh, she got you good, Tone!
Tony Stonem: [points to the left of his face] That wasn't Michelle.
Tony Stonem: [points to the left of his face] This was.
Tony Stonem: [Michelle walks in] Hey, Nips.
Tony Stonem: [Michelle slams her books on Chris' table] You people have got issues. If anyone else wants to take a pop, then please, go for it now.
Tony Stonem: [a random girl slaps him] Better out than in.

Chris Miles: [Chris has just seen Michelle act coldly to Tony and Tony getting slapped] Jesus, Sid, are you going to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of The O.C. in here!


"Skins: Sid (#1.5)" (2007)
Chris Miles: Yo! Last night, man. Cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choirgirls, colourful costumes, fellatio... Rabbits...
Maxxie: Rabbits?
Chris Miles: Don't ask, man.

Chris Miles: This line right, Polly, this means you're going to live to at least eighty. And this line here means you should be very careful around electricity pylons and crocodiles.

Chris Miles: Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choir girls, colourful costumes, fellatio, rabbits...
Maxxie: Rabbits?
Maxxie: Don't ask man.


"Skins: Cassie (#2.9)" (2008)
Chris Miles: What happened to my grapes?
Cassie Ainsworth: Anwar ate them.
Chris Miles: Oh. Yeah, well, he's a bloody grapist.

Cassie Ainsworth: There are lots of things you never think will happen. Whoa!
[Cassie is surprised at Chris's erection]
Cassie Ainsworth: Like that, Chris!
Chris Miles: Whoa! Um... hello, old friend...
Cassie Ainsworth: It's all right. I'm glad it... works.
[Cassie laughs]
Chris Miles: Hey...
Cassie Ainsworth: Goodbye, old friend.


"Skins: Tony (#1.1)" (2007)
Jal Fazer: No ones gonna touch you with a cock that tiny.
Anwar: C'mon you shouldn't have got it out.
Chris Miles: It was strip poker. Whad'ya expect me to do?
Anwar: You weren't even playing!


"Skins: Tony and Maxxie (#2.1)" (2008)
[boys watching, surprised, at Jal and a man grind dancing]
Anwar: Well fuck me senseless!
Chris Miles: Whoaaa!
[pause... ]
Maxxie: Yeah... He's hot!


"Skins: Maxxie and Anwar (#1.6)" (2007)
Chris Miles: What did you do with the drugs man?
Anwar: What, I don't have any.
Chris Miles: Thought you were gonna put them in your turbun?
Anwar: I don't wear a turban Chris.
Chris Miles: I thought you were gonna get one especially?


"Skins: Jal (#2.8)" (2008)
[in the hospital]
Jal Fazer: Chris, what's wrong?
Chris Miles: The sky is blue and the grass is green... everything's cool.
Jal Fazer: What pills do you take?
Chris Miles: Everything. I stick the packets on my wall.
Jal Fazer: What pills?
Chris Miles: Ssshhh it's a secret. No one knows. And don't tell Jal cause if you tell Jal she won't move in with me anymore.
Jal Fazer: I'm pregnant. I'm about to have a baby. Or I might have to... I want...
[kisses sleeping Chris' hand and leaves]


"Skins: Chris (#1.4)" (2007)
Chris Miles: Hey, do you... do you wanna hear about the best day of my life? I'd pissed myself by accident. They'd had us sitting down for trying to get out like to leave the room but this kid kept blocking me, stopping me leaving, he was playing a game or something and, um... So I told him, right, that he was a dickhead, and that he's gonna get out of my way, dickhead and then the whole place went quiet cos I'd said "dickhead". And then they was all laughing, everyone, and I couldn't work out if it was cos I'd swore or if they'd seen that my shorts were wet, so I tried to cover my shorts with my hands, right, but that meant they all definitely noticed and then there was more laughing. But, yeah, Peter, my brother, he was, um, he was youngest-ever sixer or something. They're the ones in charge, sixers. Dib-dib-dib. He could do all the knots, him. Him and Dad would practise. He loved it. Anyway, he stands up, yeah, sixer, and, um, and they all liked him, he takes my hand, and took me to the toilet. And then he had me take my shorts off, and then he cleaned me up. And then he took off his shorts and put them on me. And then, he kissed me on the cheek, and took my hand, and we both went out there. Him just in his pants. No-one laughed. Best day of my life.


"Skins: Michelle (#2.4)" (2008)
Jal Fazer: Chris? Got anything to offer?
Chris Miles: Bubbles. They go up, and up and up and then ... dissapear. Poof.


"Skins: Sketch (#2.2)" (2008)
Anwar: I heard he got his cock out and there's a tattoo on it of Harry Potter, and he started shouting at Sketch "Kiss Harry to make him magic"
Chris Miles: Drama teachers man... what? "Pretend to be a tree" "But I'm not a tree" "Well pretend". Fucking perverts, the lot of 'em.