From "Dark Shadows: Episode #1.91"
Wouldn't it be great if you found out you were from a very wealthy Bangor family?
Oh, stop it. I went through all that in the foundling home. We used to dream about that the way, the way other people dream about a fairy godmother.
That's exactly what it would be like. One wave of a magic wand and presto change-o, you're rich and happy.