The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: The Silver Surfer, beloved. I could crush him with a gesture. But if anyone knows Galactus' secrets it is he. I must find a way to trap him! So that I can rip that knowledge from his brain!... Yes, my love. I know exactly what is necessary. And I have the perfect pawn to put into play.
: Intriguing development, my love. Do you not agree? The Silver Surfer is nowhere near as powerful without his board. It is as though they are one. I wonder what other weaknesses our reluctant ally would expose.
: My darling, success is just a heartbeat away. Soon the chains to bind the great Galactus will be yours to lock into place...
: My lady, I have failed you. I am not worthy, I know. But please, do not turn away from me now. Let me right this grievous wrong. I will give you the universe, I swear! And then, my beloved Lady Chaos, together we shall destroy it!
: Another flawless plan. You are indeed the mistress of strategy.
: Ah, what beauty. What majesty. Does it not touch your heart, my love, to witness such ruinous grandeur?... You are absolutely correct. Galactus is the very definition of destruction... Yes, my dear. I quite agree. Control his power and the entire Universe will fall beneath our heel!
The Silver Surfer
: Where... where have you taken me? Thanos
: We have entered your mind. It... it is not as I expected. Youur whole life should be here. Your accomplishments, fears, failures! Instead there is emptiness, darkness, a void. The Silver Surfer
: My life is serving Galactus. I am nothing else. Thanos
: Serving Galactus? I have no interest in how to serve anyone! I want the secret of controlling your master! The Silver Surfer
] Do you not understand? Galactus can never be controlled. If ever being, if ever power, came together for that very purpose still would they fail! Thanos
: He cannot be invincible. He is not a god. The answer is here! It must be here!
: I, Thanos, who fears nothing, except a certain children's board game, will create anarchy by using frightful nightmares as my ultimate weapon.
[laughs, takes a sips from his beverage and burps loudly
: Oh, boy, I'll just set the old Infinity Gauntlet to record, and watch the rest of this later. Anarchy and chaos, baby, good stuff.
: Oh, no, the dark chocolate geyser!
: So what's it gonna be, Thanos? You either drop the Hulk offa the Dream Team permanently... Wolverine
: Or we spend a couple of eons playing Sugar World. Thor
: What, ho, let roll the snicker-doodle dice of your nightmares now! Thanos
: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatev. You may win today, but some d...
[Nightmare snaps his finger and Thanos disappears
: Bad guy. Always with the talking.
: Once I have all the Inifinity stones, I will control the universe! Even New Jersey. Nova
: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE NEW JERSEY!
: [via hologram
] Stop! Destroy one more ship, and I destroy this one kneeling before me. Heroes are so pretty when they explode. Retreat immediately if you don't want me to reshape Nova's helmet with him still in it. Nova
: He's embellishing, don't listen to him! Iron Man
: Stand down, Squaddies. Thanos has us between an Infinity Gauntlet and a hard place.
: Enough of this jibberjabber. I hate jibberjabber. I also hate broccoli. Ooh, and lima beans too.
: You know, conquering is such a competitive field. I think I need a simple, stress-free gig. Adam Warlock
: Like what? Making cartoons?
: You can't help but marvel at the power of Captain Marvel. Thanos
: Touché. Adam Warlock
: That's not what that means.
: I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
: I only ask that you take this matter seriously. Thanos
: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood. Nebula
: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.
[post credits scene
: Fine, I'll do it myself.
: Fine. I'll do it myself.
] Y-y-you just destroyed half the galaxy! B-b-billions of s-s-star systems! Thanos
: Yeah, but it happened so quickly I barely enjoyed it. Now you on the other hand...
: Hey, you know the old saying 'You'll wish you were never born'?
: I just thought of this: when I get done with you, you will never have been born!
: Oh, you see this? It's the Time Stone. If you take another step, I'll send you all the way back to the Big Bang. Hulk
: Oh, Hulk like explosions.
: Not until I blow my whistle. Hulk
] Hulk not care what purple man blow.
: [holds up his gauntlet
] These are called infinity gems. I've searched the galaxy for them. And I have technology that allows me to track them. Dr. Doom
: I take it these gems are powerfull. Similar to my Infinity fractals. Only for girls...
: See you later, Super Loser Squad.
[uses the Space Stone to teleport
] Iron Man
] It's a date, Thanos!
: At last. The lost treasure of Ipsilaptis. And most of all, the Infinity Gauntlet! Some assembly required.
[picks it up
: Heh heh. Soon the whole universe will be my plaything. And I don't take very good care of my toys.