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: Okay, now you will tremble.
: Hulk scrawny.
[Hulk's pants drop
: I see London, I see France. Hulk
: What are you doing in my seat, BFF? Loki
: Oh, just keeping it warm for you. M.O.D.O.K.
: Really? Well, it's *my* throne and I don't want your skinny Asgardian butt warming it.
: Doom? You're supposed to be on snack duty back at the M.O.D.O.K. mansion. Dr. Doom
: Funny you should mention it. I thougt all your mighty villainy would make you mighty hungry. Oh, oh, oh. Careful, careful. Hot plate. Very hot plate. M.O.D.O.K.
: Oh, he delivers. Keep the goodies warm as I destroy these goody-goodies.
: Don't worry about them. They're powerless. I'll help you destroy the others. M.O.D.O.K.
: I don't need your help, imp. Loki
: You know, my cousin called me an imp once, and to this day he doesn't walk right. M.O.D.O.K.
: Oh, yeah?
: Now Squaddies, say good night. Abomination
: Psst. It's daytime.
: [to Screaming Mimi
] You know, Screaming - can I call you Screaming? I heard from a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend that Iron Man once said your voice reminds him of fingernails on a chalkboard over a loudspeaker during a train wreck. Iron Man said that, can you believe it?
: Klaw! Turn the star spangled one's brains into sonic sauerkraut. Hey, no offence.
: [after knocking down M.O.D.O.K. with his shield
] You know what, M.O.D.O.K.? You actually are smarter than they say. M.O.D.O.K.
: Hey, Cap called me smart. Could you say that loud enough for Dr. Doom to hear?
: This will lead us to the ultimate evil-doer, my personal hero - The Red Skull! M.O.D.O.K.
: Yuck. He's got a face like a caboose. No wonder it's red. Dr. Doom
: [zaps M.O.D.O.K
] That's my hero.
: I can't believe it. M.O.D.O.K.
: It's astounding. The world's largest bratwurst! Dr. Doom
] M.O.D.O.K.! We are not here for the sausage, we are here for the wicked genius! Now pick him up and let's go. M.O.D.O.K.
: I bet that sausage is wicked tasty.
: [to Dr. Doom
] Grocier Schnitzel, you are ugly. M.O.D.O.K.
: Has he looked in the mirror?
: You broke my birdy!
: Iron Man? Justin Hammer
: But he's supposed to be Stark. M.O.D.O.K.
: Evidently, nobody thought to tell him.
: I do not understand why you insist on viewing sickening repeat performances of our numerous failures. I would just assume watch reruns of Gilligan's Island in Norwegian.
: We can remake you, Simon Williams, into something powerful enough to defeat even Iron Man. Simon Williams
: Something? This is insane. Are you saying I won't be human anymore? M.O.D.O.C.
: Human? Why would you want to be human? Grim Reaper
: M.O.D.O.C. M.O.D.O.C.
: Yes, humanity is relative. You will retain everything that makes you Simon Williams. The Zeta Beam will imbue your living matter with ionic energy. You will become a wonder of science. The power at your disposal will be incalculable. Simon Williams
: I don't have a choice. Tony Stark has taken everything I care about. I have to take it back. M.O.D.O.C.
: I agree. Drones, prep him.
: That is a very big head. M.O.D.O.C.
: I am M.O.D.O.C. I am the ultimate in human/machine interface. I am designed only for conquest. The Wasp
: Whatever you say freak show. M.O.D.O.C.
: Be silent. Thor
: Like a frost giant's head on an infant's body.
: Never in all of the nine realms have I seen a creature as foul as you. Truly, mortal technology is worse than the darkest magic. M.O.D.O.C.
: You insult me? My mental bolts will tear your mind apart. Even the mind of a so-called immortal is no match for M.O.D.O.C. The Wasp
: Yeah, well, the moon is no match for your head.
: From now on, call me The Trapster. Abomination
: Uh, no. We'll stick to calling you Pete. Trapster
: Okay, how about The Mean Guy Who Does Things? M.O.D.O.K.
: Really, Pete, you brought this upon yourself. I mean, just what is a paste pot, anyways?
: Paste Pot Pete. Egh. That name doesn't exactly strike fear into people, Pete! Paste Pot Pete
: Oh yeah? Well, you guys are jerks. M.O.D.O.K.
: We're bad guys, Pete! We're supposed to be jerks, Pete!
: This is the most horrific outcome of a brilliant and nefarious plan ever. Ever! M.O.D.O.K.
: Oh, could be worse. Dr. Doom
: Worse? Really? What could be worse?
[Mole Man passes gas
: Ugh! That's how! My eyebrows are melting. Abomination, open a window!
: A very impressive debut for Scorpio. He certainly made the Super Hero Squad look foolish. M.O.D.O.K.
: Was that so hard? Have you seen their outfits?
: Those blasted Infinity Stones! M.O.D.O.K.
: Yeah, those blasted stones. Abomination
: Who needs 'em? Dr. Doom
: Who needs them? I need them, you nitwits. The holder of the Infinity Stones controls the universe! M.O.D.O.K.
: Yeah, that's what I said. You need them. Dr. Doom
: You're darn skippy! M.O.D.O.K.
: What he needs is a chill pill.
: You know who could really use a facial? The Incredible Hulk. Abomination
] Ain't he unglamorous?
: How 'bout a little mental blast, you little food processor.
: Holy high-school reunion, isn't this the best feeling when you see someone you used to go out with, and then you see how awful they look now. Not that I'm thinking of anyone in particular. My, Grandma, what big crow's feet you have. Old Ms. Marvel
: Your patootie is mine, scuzzbucket.
: Mr. Abomination, tear down this wall.
: [about to be eaten by the Hulk
] Save me, Iron Man, I've never been to Europe!
: I'd kick your butt if my legs weren't so tiny!
[wobbles his tiny legs
: Team Toxic, present and accounted for... Pyro, Zzzax and Glue Gun Guy. Paste Pot Pete
: Hey! That's Paste Pot Pete, and you know it, M.O.D.O.K. Abomination
: Hey, didn't you get fired?
: Ooh, ooh! She said 'That's what you think' and then she looked away from the camera and made the 'I'm pretending to be on your side but I'm secretly not helping you' look. Captain Doom
: Oh, jealousy doesn't suit you, M.O.D.O.K. Come! We have work to do. M.O.D.O.K.
: Are you kidding me? I'm the only person that saw that?
] Red Skull
: Looks like we're going on an evil road trip. M.O.D.O.K.
: Ooh, shotgun! Red Skull
: YOU DO NOT FIT IN ZE SHOTGUN POSITION!
: [Coco Von Doom has been knocked out
] Please have amnesia, please have amnesia, please have amnesia.
: [referring to Thanos' pose
] Ooh, nice foreshortening.
: I don't get it, M.O.D.O.K. He treats you like dirt, and you still stick around! M.O.D.O.K.
: I can't help it! Mandarin makes me happy. I like him!
: Wow! She's going nuclear. Iron Man
: No, she's overloading the fractal with bratty emotion. M.O.D.O.K.
: This is big trouble. Reptil
: How big? Iron Man
: Infinitely big. It's an Infinity fractal. It'll wipe out six dimensions.
: Yes! Yes! I am the door master! I have conquered you, door. Feel my power!
: Not only you must fight my dark powers, you must also fight your friends. M.O.D.O.K.
: Friends? Abomination's not really my friend. We're more like cubicle mates or reluctant allies, really.
: A new villain has been made known to Doom. It is vital that he is cooperative to our plans. He may be a powerful ally. Abomination
: Yeah, like the one we're standing in. M.O.D.O.K.
: That's an alley, idiot! Alley!