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: Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis. Barry
: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!
: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
: Why can't aliens be friendly? Derek
: There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington... Barry
: Auckland? Derek
: Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.
: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy Barry
: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder
: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank? Frank
: Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.
: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet. Barry
: And the moon. Frank
: Yeah, and the moon.
: I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department not a paramilitary unit! Derek
: Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service! Ozzy
: Wish we'd change that name!