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: Alert. One unidentified hero and one assistant. Or possibly a talking parking meter. This unit will apprehend the obviously weaker unit. Falcon
: No way, it can't be. You? Reptil? The Man
: You were expecting maybe Squirrel Girl?
: What is wrong with the future? I thought the future was going to be flying cars. Not vacuum cleaners with spinning blades of death. Old Magneto
: That's nothing. You should see the flying cars with the spinning blades of death.
: Wanda, you don't know me, but forty years ago, in another dimension, we were friends. Scarlet Empress
: Yeah, that's what they all say.
: Magneto? Old Magneto
: You were expecting maybe Squirrel Girl?
: What do we do? Captain America
: We fight.
: [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up
] Are those carbon fiber wings? Falcon
: Is this stuff coming out of you?
: [after being trapped by Spider-Man
] I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking. Spider-Man
: All right, sorry. My bad.
: [webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man
] You couldn't have done that earlier? Falcon
: [also webbed down
] I hate you.
: [referring to Zemo
] We gotta go. That guy's probably in Siberia by now. Captain America
: We need to draw out the flyers... I'll take Vision. You get to the jet. Falcon
: [being chased by War Machine
] No, you get to the jet! Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here! Hawkeye
: As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it. Captain America
: Alright, Sam. What's the plan? Falcon
: We need a diversion. Something big! Ant-Man
: I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me. Bucky Barnes
] He's gonna tear himself in half? Captain America
: You sure about this, Scott? Ant-Man
: I do it all the time. I mean, once... In a lab. And I passed out.
: I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss...
: [to Hawkeye in quiet amusement after Namor tosses a boulder in frustration
] Whoa. *That* was a 6.4 on the Richter scale.
: [shaking with fear
] I-I-I don't matter! Falcon
: No. You *do* matter to the team, and to me.
Dr. Henry 'Hank' Pym
: Vision - how's the recharge coming? Falcon
: If he's not strong enough to fight yet,
: at least he's gonna have a great tan. Vision
: [Ant-Man laughs
] Is something funny?
[Vision lowers his sunglasses onto his nose to glance back from where he lays on the jet's nose beneath an aluminum-foil sheet
: [everyone else laughs
: [about Namor
] I thought old pointy-ears was one of the good guys. Janet Van Dyne
: When it suits him.
: Look down there, Hulk. Hulk
: Whoa, monster's not puny. Now only bird puny! Falcon
: Hey, hey, I'm 5'11", okay?
: Seems to me like Lava Lab 2 is no improvement over Lava Lab 1. Iron Man
: Uhh, a little bit. Lava Lab 1 melted.
: You are not cleared to move the Hellicarrier! Falcon
: Hold on, Ms. M. The Squad doesn't work for you. You're not my boss. Just my landlady. Ms. Marvel
] Oh, really? Well!
: Guys, I'm gonna make this right. Mole-A-free-hole-A shouldn't have gotten that fractal from us.
: I do not understand this ritual. Falcon
] Well, Vision, parades are a kind of celebration; they're - fun. Vision
: So, it is "fun" to stand exposed to a wind-chill factor of minus-ten, and view oddly-decorated vehicles and large bags of helium?
: Where are all the security guards?
[a statue spins around and shoots its gun, they dodge fire
: Sorry I asked.
: Henry! Henry?
: He's-he's... gone! No! Tigra
: Where'd he go? Vision
: Perhaps he did not go anywhere. Falcon
: You mean, he kept on shrinking?... Everyone stop! Don't make a move! Hawkeye
: [looks on his shoe-soles
] Oh, boy! I hope that's a piece of gum! Tigra
: Not funny, Hawkeye!
: Stay back, Wasp, I don't want you to get hurt. Wasp
: Me, get hurt? Please! I saved you six times just this last month. Seven if you count the time you got stuck in the bathroom.
: Eh, did I just lose an argument... with the Hulk? Falcon
: Told ya.
: There's the Nuclear Weapons Platform - Tony Stark's space-station! Hawkeye
] Wonder if the room-service is any good!
: Hey, do you think Ultron's behind all this? Ant-Man
: Ultron would've let us know by now. He likes to brag too much.
: You seem sad. Is it that clown? Falcon
] I'm the weakest guy here, Surfer. Wolvie craters the pavement, then he walks it off. I get my feathers ruffled, and I almost don't make it. Silver Surfer
: Almost only counts in horseshoes and supernovas. Your speed factor is unparalled. Falcon
: Quicksilver's faster. Silver Surfer
: After Quicksilver though. Falcon
: Whizzer, Maccari, Northstar...
: How can I get six guys out of a nose without picking it?
: Not bad... for a beginner. Falcon
: You always work out with this room set on low?
: Heads up, rookie! Falcon
: I'm on it, old-timer!
: Whoohoo! You're pretty fast, Falcon, but the Human Torch is too hot to handle! Falcon
: So tell me, Torch, are all of your catchphrases just different ways of saying how hot you are? Human Torch
: Yeah, you'd think I'd get tired of it, but no. Whoohoo, yeah!
: I found this in the lab. Now eat Alien laser cannon!
[fires the device, but the Lethal Legion remain standing
: Not an alien laser. That's an alien flashlight.
: [nervous laughter
] Oh boy.
: These readings show M.O.D.O.K. is now more powerful than Doom. Falcon
: That fractal stone has really gone to his head. Get it? You see, it's lodged in his forehead. It's right in the middle there, between the eyebrow and his... Wolverine
: He's nothing but a head. Where else would it get stuck? Thor
: Oh, M.O.D.O.K., lord of the villains? Odin's doughnuts, it can not be. Iron Man
: Yeah, it can. Fortunately, I'm working on the S.A.P.S.S. S.A.P.S.S., the Stark Anti-Power Sucking System. That'll give us some protection. Falcon
: Uh, well, even so, that hyper head is already in the Hulk's class. Hulk
: Ugh, Hulk not in Hulk's class. Hulk
: [pokes his chest
] Ow. Hulk got strong.
[Loki changes Thor's helmet into a dodo bird, Redwing has love in his eyes
: They steal-eth my powers and change-eth mine cool helmet. Falcon
: Hey, nobody plays matchmaker to my bird.
: We got time issues. She's somewhere in the past. Falcon
: You mean Wanda is... history?
: We have to go back in time and get Wanda. Anyone got a spare time travel machine? Iron Man
: I wish I could help, but my last time travel experiment caused a... Hulk
] Ooh! Paradox. Iron Man
: Hulk, how did you... Hulk
: [points towards a pair of ducks
] Hulk like duckies.
Dr. Henry 'Hank' Pym
: Falcon, are you in position up there? Falcon
: Yeah, got your signal, Chief. Had to leave just when the game was gettin' good. Remind me to ask Ultron for a refund. Hawkeye
: [on speaker
] Fine. But if I see him first, there won't be a whole lot left to ask.
: Hey, Falcon - you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Falcon
: Let's find out.
: As you can see, I live, breathe, and dream Super Heroes. Wolverine
: Okay, now I'm scared. Falcon
: You got Ant-Man on your wall and not me? The Texas Twister? Now I'm just hurt.
: Let's just do this. I'm so tired I could rest in Hulk's armpit if I had too. Hulk
: [sniffs armpit
] Ew. Hulk not lemony fresh.
: [whips his flashlight around upon hearing a bird-cry
] Who's there? Show yourself! Tigra
: [touches his shoulder
] Easy does it, big guy. I've seen you take on tanks. I don't think Polly-wants-a-cracker is gonna be a problem.
[as the Quinjet is attacked
: Come on, Falcon. I don't know about you, but I hate to crash. Falcon
: Count me in!
: Ready, Squaddies. Time to Hero Up! Falcon
: Wait! Too early in the show.
: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
[replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions
] Dark Surfer
: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp! Iron Man
: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now? Hulk
, Scarlet Witch
: Say it! Iron Man
: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!
: Check it out, Hulk is smashing the city like all the other times, he wasn't really trying.
: [being pulled back into the Dark Dimension
] You cannot defeat the dread Dormammu! I shall return. Falcon
: [holds a marshmallow on a stick up to Dormammu's head
] Well, if you do, we'll be sure to bring more marshmallows. Because seriously, your head is on fire. Fire! Human Torch
: Like that's weird.
: Then we don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer. Ms. Marvel
: [appearing on viewscreen
] I found the Dark Surfer. Iron Man
: That didn't take much time. Ms. Marvel
: The Watcher gave me a tip.
: Is being bird-brained part of your power? Falcon
: No, but now I know why dinosaurs are extinct.
: I think Mole Man ate something dead for breakfast.
: [chuckles when Redwing lands on Jarvis' shoulder
] Hey, he likes you. Edwin Jarvis
] Oh, joy, sir.
: I thought you were bringing your whole lab? Scott Lang
: I did. Pym Particles really help when it comes to packing light.
] See if we you can get it out of first gear this time. Falcon
: Just watch me.
: [in Hulk's body
] Falcon SMASH!
: [to Surfer
] You may be purple, but you're about to turn black and blue.
: Let me tell you a secret, kid. Falcon
: [actually Mystique in disguise
] Secret? Yes, tell me, what's the secret? Wolverine
: Never fall for the pretty super hero.
[snikts one claw
: Super heroes...
[snikts the second
: super villains...
[snikts the third
: and back up dancers. In that order.
: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention. Falcon
: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention. Iron Man
: Ah, but inside the box: datadada! A mousetrap.
[the Squaddies are flabbergasted
] Scarlet Witch
: That is supposed to be a mousetrap? Iron Man
: Not just any mousetrap, it's a Stark 1000 time-traveling mousetrap. It can go back in time and catch the mouse before it eats the cheese.
: [grabbing an exhausted Ant-Man after he used his giant form to held up the bridge for the train
] Easy, fearless leader. You've done your part.
: [Captain America has just saved the mayor's life
] Way to go! Major props. Major props. Falcon
: Captain America. Misty Knight
: I didn't come here to make cracks. Except in those super villains skulls.
: [to Hulk
] You've gone from smelly to stinky to the world's mightiest stank. Scarlet Witch
: Yeah, you make Abomination smell fresh as a daisy.
: Come on, Reptil, help me gather up these crooks. Reptil
: Alright. Then, let's go watch Wolverine heal.
: The Super Hero Squad? Falcon
: And we weren't even wearing 'Hello, my name is' stickers. Thor
: [rips a sticker from his chest
] And, once again, I did not get the memo.