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: My gosh, that Italian family at the next table is really quiet.
: What are you guys doing in Quahog? Dan Aykroyd
: We are doing research for our next movie.
: Let me show you something that's funny. Okay here's an impression of John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving.
[as John Wayne
] Peter Griffin
: I'm John Wayne on the first Thanksgiving pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims! Stewie Griffin
: Hahaha, Where's this guy been? Dan Aykroyd
: Well, Mr.Griffin, this has been a lot of fun. Chevy Chase
: Lot of fun. Dan Aykroyd
: But we've gotta get back over to our place and kind uh- do what... What do we have to do? Chevy Chase
: Roll some joints and get high. Dan Aykroyd
: Yeah, we gotta do those things. Peter Griffin
: That's not funny. Drugs aren't funny. They ruin lives. Stewie Griffin
: Amen. Dan Aykroyd
: No Peter, *you're* not funny. Chevy Chase
: I'm afraid Dan's right. You're not funny at all. Peter Griffin
: I don't get it. Chevy Chase
: You're painfully unfunny. Peter Griffin
: Get the fuck out of my house!