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: Kiss me quick! The Fool
: Yes!... where is your quick?
: Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body. The Fool
: Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.
: Didst I feel aright or didst I feel that thy two hands did upon my royal body cop a feel?
: Hark unto me! If my husband the King and my son the Doctor walketh near upon these paved paths and heareth what thou saist about copping a feel, thy life would not be worth a plugged nickel! The Fool
: But Madam, so beautiful do they lay there, one on either side! The Queen
: 'One on either side'? The Fool
: A matched set! The Queen
: That's the way they were made, Fool! Away with thee!
[She storms away knocking the Fool over
] The Fool
: I fell on my bells!