Laurel Pearson
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Laurel Pearson (Character)
from You Kill Me (2007)

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You Kill Me (2007)
Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?
Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...

Laurel Pearson: Here's to granting others the serenity to change the things you cannot accept.
Tom: And the courage to accept large amounts of change serenely.
Frank Falenczyk: And the wisdom to know the difference.

Stef: Look, I know you think you know Frank pretty well, but there's probably a few things you're not gonna wanna hear.
Laurel Pearson: Like that he came back to Buffalo to kill Edward O'Leary so he could stop him and the rest of the Irish from getting into bed with some Chinese sugar daddy and wiping your family off the map? Oh, and he's a really big drunk.
Stef: [pauses] Wow. He's really opening up.

Tom: [regarding Frank's admission of his career as a hitman to the Alcoholics Anonymous group] Actually, it went better than you think. It did
Laurel Pearson: How do you know they won't tell the police?
Frank Falenczyk: It's Alcoholics Anonymous.
Tom: Somehow I don't really feel that's what they had in mind when they came up with the name, but you never know.

Laurel Pearson: What are you thinking about, sitting there all serious?
Frank Falenczyk: My shortcomings.
Laurel Pearson: Women don't even pay attention to that.

Laurel Pearson: Do I really look like I want to go to fucking Buffalo?

Laurel Pearson: [when Frank doesn't show up for a date, Laurel sits watching TV] Douchebag.
[more TV images]
Laurel Pearson: Cocksucker.
[more TV images]
Laurel Pearson: Fuckhead.

Frank Falenczyk: [Dressing the body of Laurel's uncle] I was thinking he kind of looked like a prick, if you don't mind me saying.
Laurel Pearson: No, no, not at all.
Frank Falenczyk: [Comparing dress show and bowling shoe] Also, he seems to have enormous feet.
Laurel Pearson: Yeah, well, those aren't his shoes. I couldn't find his. Stole those from the Chestnut Lanes. Don't tell my Mom.
Frank Falenczyk: Might have to break his toes.
Laurel Pearson: [With a slight smile] Whatever gets the job done.