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Quotes for
Colleen Smart (Character)
from "Home and Away" (1988)

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"Home and Away: Episode #1.5393" (2011)
Colleen: I don't like interfering in domestic squabbles.
Miles: Oh, yeah, right, since when?

"Home and Away: Episode #1.3962" (2005)
Colleen Smart: [about Jesse] Oh, and I wouldn't put it past him to have thrown that Mongolian cocktail as well!
Leah Patterson: Yeah, well the police have cleared him of throwing that *molitov* cocktail.

"Home and Away: Episode #1.5080" (2010)
Colleen: [to Marilyn] I've been serving beverages in the Diner for more years than you've been 29 and I can assure you I never make...

"Home and Away: Episode #1.4101" (2006)
Graham Walters: [after marrying Amanda] A bottle of your finest bubbly, please!
Alf Stewart: Oh, got something to celebrate, do you?
Graham Walters: Yes, we do. Everybody, I'd like to introduce Mrs. Amanda Walters.
[Alf, Irene and Colleen stare in shock]
Graham Walters: We just couldn't wait to share our love for each other.
Alf Stewart: Well... Let me be the first to congratulate you.
Irene Roberts: [nods slowly] Yeah, that's... wow.
Graham Walters: Colleen?
[Colleen simply stares, then downs the rest of her drink]
Colleen Smart: Wait until Madge Wilkins hears about this!
[storms out]

"Home and Away: Episode #1.3870" (2004)
Colleen Smart: [to "Australian Idol" finalist Paulini] I voted for you, Paulini, and so did Lancey! You're not a loser to us!

"Home and Away: Episode #1.146" (1988)
Colleen Smart: [after finding Martin has gotten Lance's $100,000 car stolen and chases him out of Lance's mobile home brandishing a saucepan] If I ever set eyes on you again, you'll get more than a belt over the head with a saucepan! You're just lucky I didn't have a *knife* handy!
Martin Dibble: You wouldn't really kill a bloke, would you?
Colleen Smart: No, but you'd have a squeaky voice for the rest of your life! Now get going before I find something sharp!

"Home and Away: Episode #1.3968" (2005)
Colleen Smart: [about the now-homeless Jesse] You know what they say - he's made his bed, and now he'll have to lay under it... or under a bridge! That's what they say about those hobos, isn't it?

"Home and Away: Episode #1.5382" (2011)
Colleen: I hope you're not the tearaway you used to be.
Gypsy: No, totally reformed.What about you, have you given up gossiping?

"Home and Away: Episode #1.4623" (2008)
Colleen: I'm not a mind reader.
Irene: No, you're not. You'd need a mind to be one of them.

"Home and Away: Episode #1.4639" (2008)
Colleen: All I'm asking for is a moment of your time.
Morag: That's a moment I'll never get back.

"Home and Away: Episode #1.4359" (2007)
Tony: Where do you want this then?
Colleen: Oh, er, put them down anywhere and I'll tell you if it's right.