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Officer Jay McPherson (Character)
from "The Sarah Silverman Program." (2007)

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"The Sarah Silverman Program.: Muffin' Man (#1.5)" (2007)
Sarah Silverman: So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!
Tig: Well, I'm a lesbian...
Officer Jay McPherson: Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.
Sarah Silverman: What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...

Officer Jay McPherson: Yeah, so my partner got supsended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.
Laura Silverman: There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.
Sarah Silverman: Laura, they're human beings!

"The Sarah Silverman Program.: Face Wars (#2.3)" (2007)
Sarah Silverman: I'm the victim of a hate crime. It's true. The lady at the country club wouldn't let me play tennis because I'm Jewish.
Officer Jay McPherson: What?
Sarah Silverman: She was like, "What's your name? Silverman?... Get out Jew".
Laura Silverman: She said that?
Sarah Silverman: Yeah. Basically. With her eyes.

Officer Jay McPherson: Well, what do you believe in Sarah?
Sarah Silverman: Mouthwash for starters. Seriously, Jay, did you eat a fart?