From "The Sarah Silverman Program.: Muffin' Man (#1.5)"
So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!
Well, I'm a lesbian...
Officer Jay McPherson
Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.
What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...