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: Oakdale isn't exactly a gay Mecca.
: So, you've been avoiding me because you're attracted to me? Luke Snyder
: Yeah, aren't you glad you asked? Look, I should've just kept my mouth shut. You're probably totally freaked out right now. Noah Mayer
: No - Luke Snyder
: It's just I am so tired of hiding and lying, I'm just through with it. Noah Mayer
: I'm glad you said something. I just hope I didn't do anything to make you think - because, man, I'm not gay.
] Luke Snyder
: Hey. Noah Mayer
: Hey. Luke Snyder
: What's that? Noah Mayer
: Uh, it's a letter from the head of the film department.
: Oh, Holy Night - Kevin Davis
: Will you shut up? The last thing I need is for my parents to think I've been drinking. Now, aren't you supposed to be at home carving up some helpless squash, anyway? Luke Snyder
: That's Thanksgiving, genius.
: Don't I look great? Luke Snyder
: Yes, Maddie. We're like the perfect prom couple. Except I'm gay, and your boyfriend's in jail.
: So, I've got a great idea. Can you go out? Luke Snyder
: Why? Kevin Davis
: So we can conjugate verbs. Come on, what do you think? So we can party, man. Just you and me. What do you say?