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Princess Clara (Character)
from "Drawn Together" (2004)

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"Drawn Together: Lost in Parking Space: Part Two (#3.8)" (2008)
Princess Clara: I haven't seen a bovine with such kind eyes since Mother Teresa died!

Foxxy Love: Are you done?
Princess Clara: I'm not sure. How do you know when you're done killing something?
Foxxy Love: When your man pick you up from the clinic and take you drinking at the club.

Princess Clara: And so, like a roadie for Cher, I traveled the Earth at Satan's side.

"Drawn Together: The Lemon AIDS Walk (#2.12)" (2006)
Wooldoor Sockbat: [after Clara replaced his job with Spanky] How could you guys? How could you?
[Wooldoor starts crying and runs away]
Spanky Ham: I feel so guilty.
Princess Clara: Me too. Poor Wooldoor.

Princess Clara: Psst. Wooldoor. Up here. We can escape through this vent.
Wooldoor Sockbat: [angrily] No. I don't want your help.
Princess Clara: Oh Wooldoor. I'm sorry I didn't wait for you. You deserve better.
[holds her hand out to Wooldoor]
Wooldoor Sockbat: [sheds tears] Oh Clara. That's all I ever wanted to hear.

"Drawn Together: Clum Babies (#2.5)" (2005)
Princess Clara: But, but, but...

[Wooldoor, Clara, Bob, and Larry are at a church, praying]
Larry the Tomato: I'm sorry for thinking impure thoughts!
[whips himself]
Bob the Cucumber: I'm sorry for being so phallic!
[whips himself]
Princess Clara: I'm sorry for buying child slaves from Third World countries.
[whips herself]
Chinese Boy: [puts down his feather duster] Free!
Princess Clara: I said I'm sorry, not stop dusting!
Wooldoor Sockbat: I'm sorry I masturbated!
[whips himself]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow! And I'm sorry I helped people!
[whips himself again]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow! And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning
Princess Clara: What? That's disgusting!
Wooldoor Sockbat: [smiles] Oh, you're one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes.
[Clara whips him]
Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow!

"Drawn Together: Lost in Parking Space: Part One (#3.7)" (2006)
Princess Clara: Get up, black person! Time to repent!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! (2010)
Princess Clara: How did she died ?
Foxxy Love: The same way we're all gonna die!
Princess Clara: I.S.R.A.E.L.
Foxxy Love: I.S.R.A.E.L ?

"Drawn Together: Ghosteses in the Slot Machine (#2.6)" (2005)
Princess Clara: Genocide is easily remedied by small gestures of inadequate compensation.

"Drawn Together: Requiem for a Reality Show (#1.4)" (2004)
[Wooldoor is crying while trying to get his stomach off a cactus]
Princess Clara: Wooldoor, what's the matter?
Wooldoor Sockbat: [Crying] Spanky said my stomach was making too much noise, so he put it up in that cactus.
Princess Clara: [retrives Wooldoor's stomach] Aw Wooldoor. Spanky is just a bully. You need to stand up to him.
Wooldoor Sockbat: [puts his stomach back inside of himself] I do?

"Drawn Together: The Other Cousin (#1.5)" (2004)
Princess Clara: [in the confessional] As soon as I saw the horse and carriage, I knew it had to be someone from my kingdom. But as soon as I saw the short bus, my heart sank. Why? Why did SHE have to come?
[Cousin Bleh comes from the bus and does the retarded blink.]
Princess Clara: [outside] Oh fuck me.

"Drawn Together: Captain Girl (#2.9)" (2006)
Toot Braunstein: [Toot enters drunk to the house] Mommy's home!
[Toot rises her skirt and vomits inside of it]
Toot Braunstein: Who threw up in the air?
Princess Clara: And where have you been all night, mommy fattest?
Toot Braunstein: [Still inside her skirt full of vomit] I don't know! I don't know where I am now! For wherever I am somebody throw up everywhere!

"Drawn Together: Dirty Pranking Number 2 (#1.6)" (2004)
Princess Clara: I see it! I can see myself! Emptying my bowels onto the pizza!