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: I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai? Britt Reid
: I love Japan.
: You know what you are. You're a human Swiss army knife. Kato
: I don't know what's that mean? Britt Reid
: It's a little things, and you keep pulling out things, and just when you think there couldn't be any more cool things, a new cool thing comes out, and that's you! You are even dressed like one. You should have a little plus on your chest.
: Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure. Kato
: I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.
] Britt Reid
: The Green Hornet. His reliable partner, the Blue Wombat. Kato
: [smacks him
] Britt Reid
: Oh! Oh, man. Okay, how about, um, the Red Hippopotamus? No? Not Red Hippopotamus? Kato
: Hippos are not red. Britt Reid
: I know. Hornets aren't green. Who cares? The, uh, Orange Albatross.
: What did you think of my father? Kato
: He was fine. Britt Reid
: Come on. Just tell me. Kato
: He was my boss. Nobody loves their boss. Britt Reid
: Don't sugarcoat this, Kato. You're not gonna offend me. Just tell me, man to man. Kato
: He was a bit of a dick.
: You like your father now? Britt Reid
: Yes! You see, he wasn't a dick after all. Well, he was a dick, just not really how we thought he was.
: You shot yourself face by mistake. Britt Reid
: How long was I out? What time is it? Kato
: Two o'clock. Britt Reid
: Oh, that's not so bad. Kato
: On Thursday. Britt Reid
: It's Thursday? Are you ki... It's not Monday right now? Kato
: No. I'm sorry. Britt Reid
: Did you put this diaper on me? Well, what did I miss? Kato
: Nothing really. I did some work on the Black Beauties. Britt Reid
[Britt looks in the garage, sees more "Black Beauty" Chrysler Imperials
] Britt Reid
: Holy crap. Kato
: They're backups. Britt Reid
: How the hell did you do this in four days? Kato
: It's been 11 days. Britt Reid
: Whoa, 11 days? What? Are kidding me? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma, dick!
: But it's okay now, I fixed the Hornet gas. The gas only lasts one hour. Britt Reid
: Can I see it? Kato
: Okay, but be careful this time. Okay? Britt Reid
: I just want to look at it. Just give it to me for one second...
[shoots the Hornet gas in Kato's face
] Britt Reid
: See you in an hour.
: Go be a journalist. I'll kick ass.
The Green Hornet
: [the Green Hornet and Kato stick their heads out a window while Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside
] What are you doing here? Batman
: I might ask you the same question. The Green Hornet
: Pursuing the enemies of law and order, wherever they happen to be. Batman
: Aren't you in the wrong city? The Green Hornet
: On special assignment for "The Daily Sentinel." You know my aide, Kato. Batman
: Robin, the Boy Wonder. The Green Hornet
: Well, I don't want to hold you up from your crimefighting. Batman
: Thank you. And good luck to you, Mister Hornet. Kato
: Nice to have met you.
[Kato and the Green Hornet go back in, and shut the window
: Gosh, Batman, what are they dressed like *that* for? Batman
: [During the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, Robin punches Kato sending him to Green Hornet
] It's a good thing those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it. Robin
: [after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman
] It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week.
Lenore "Casey" Case
: Oh, by the way, there's a man locked up in your car. Britt Reid
: Locked up? Lenore "Casey" Case
: Yes, will you see that he's released? Britt Reid
: Yes. Kato
: Well, the man in the car that would be Mr... Axford. Britt Reid
: It not only would be, Kato, it is.
: You know, if we ever meet up with that masked gung fu man again... I want him. Britt Reid
: You got him.